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hadriel2017-08-17 02:17 am
aroundthecoroner) wrote in hadriel2017-08-17 02:17 am
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So it's day 2 of Ikea madness,
and I figured we should set up some kind of cragslist situation,
so that people can get rid of things they really don't want.
Or if you for some reason feel like filling your house with this stuff
follow your dreams?
Anyway I found this yesterday:
[Attached is a photo of a very odd table, the front half of it, anyway. It's sticking out of an apartment wall at an odd angle, legs mostly horizontal. There's a second photo of the back half, which appears to be in another room.
A jacket is hanging off of one of the hooves. Looks like someone has found a use for it, at least.]
If anyone knows how to get this out of the wall
without like, destroying said wall
they're welcome to it.
But to be honest I'm kind of getting used to it.
Might call it "Dave".
This I'm not too keen on:
[Another image, this one of a kind of unsettling chair.]
Frankly you can just have it.
Please.
[Everyone is welcome to post their new furniture they don't want, or offers to acquire more. Michael is not going to moderate, but it's a platform at least!]
and I figured we should set up some kind of cragslist situation,
so that people can get rid of things they really don't want.
Or if you for some reason feel like filling your house with this stuff
follow your dreams?
Anyway I found this yesterday:
[Attached is a photo of a very odd table, the front half of it, anyway. It's sticking out of an apartment wall at an odd angle, legs mostly horizontal. There's a second photo of the back half, which appears to be in another room.
A jacket is hanging off of one of the hooves. Looks like someone has found a use for it, at least.]
If anyone knows how to get this out of the wall
without like, destroying said wall
they're welcome to it.
But to be honest I'm kind of getting used to it.
Might call it "Dave".
This I'm not too keen on:
[Another image, this one of a kind of unsettling chair.]
Frankly you can just have it.
Please.
[Everyone is welcome to post their new furniture they don't want, or offers to acquire more. Michael is not going to moderate, but it's a platform at least!]
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its not weird.
w. that attitude u better stay tf away from plants too.
hdu smack talk me for loving my cat meanwhile ur talkin abt gettin a dog.
dogs are like unconditional love w. fur.
i had to work for the bond between me and jf.
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I'm not smack talking you.
Your cat love is fine.
Why should I stay away from plants?
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im sayin if u think lovin a pet is weird u should stay away from plants.
thats a thing isnt it? plants need affection or w.e.
at the very least u seem like the type to forget to water a plant.
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Aren't you supposed to sing to plants?
Or like talk to them?
I wouldn't forget to water a plant
I'm not THAT bad.
[He maybe is that bad, though.]
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i kno ur type.
fuckin millennials.
has anyone blamed u guys for ruinin houseplants yet?
if not then imma start that trend.
what would u sing to ur plant if u had one? u dont even kno who the rhcps are so nothin good clearly but humor me anyway.
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I'm almost 30.
Whatever I'm not going to tell you what I'd sing to a plant
this is stupid.
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what year were u born?
omg.
but u would sing to a plant?
im getting u a plant.
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That's like 12 years from the millennium.
And what?
Why?
I'm not gonna put on a concert.
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ur def a millennial.
im gettin u a plant anyway. u gotta sing to it or else it will die.
u dont want its blood on ur hands do u?
or like its chloroform or w.e.
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I just didn't know what the cutoff was.
Anyway,
I guess I'd better learn some songs
because I sure don't want all that chloroform on my hands.
Don't want to pass out every time I put them near my mouth.
The word you're looking for is chlorophyll.
[Look who went to COLLEGE, loser.]
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lmao. look at u gettin all sassy. nice to kno u have some backbone when it counts.
w.e tho. u knew what i meant.
i thought that chloroform thing was a myth anyway.
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What about it did you think was a myth?
I mean it works,
assuming you have a spare five minutes.
It's not really practical.
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gettin knocked out is the same isnt it? like if u actually stay unconscious from gettin popped in the head ur prob like super brain damaged or somethin right?
if thats true then whoops ig.
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Why whoops?
Are you the brain damaged one or
did you knock somebody out?
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my team and i have def knocked ppl out before. its an occupational hazard or w.e.
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Occupational hazard of what exactly?
I know you work with Kyna
but I don't know what you guys actually do.
Give people brain damage apparently?
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we work for an adventuring guild. were like freelance heroes or w.e.
we reclaim magical artifacts and rescue ppl from faeries and exterminate dragons. shit like that.
so yeah sometimes that involves taking down bad guys and that sometimes results in brain dmg.
or death. death is more likely.
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So what,
are you like
assassins basically?
I mean you also do the artifacts and rescuing but,
being hired to take down bad guys
is still kind of like being an assassin.
[Or maybe someone's stretching that definition for his own purposes HMM.]
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uh.
thats a bit of a leap.
weve never been hired strictly to kill anyone.
not like a person anyway. and even the jobs where its like stop this asshole the asshole is usually a demon or a dragon or smthn.
the only actual ppl weve killed have been actual assassins actually. someone put a hit out on our guild leader and my gf.
we killed the fuck out of those guys but that just sorta happened. we werent hired to do it.
o and we killed this dude who kidnapped a bunch of kids and was usin em as a life force or w.e. he killed one before we stopped him. had four others he was plannin to off too.
hed been torturing them.
fuck that guy. he had it comin.
he was also an assassin.
ig were more like anti assassins at this rate.
[Just gonna conveniently forget the other adventurers they killed in the Faewilds. They might not be actually dead? Maybe?]
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You're right.
Fuck that guy.
So actually, yeah,
you guys getting rid of bad people seems
justified?
I don't know.
Different worlds I guess?
We don't have a lot of assassins running around
or like dragons or whatever.
So vigilante justice isn't something you can get hired to do
or that you're likely to have to do.
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ks bro is a cop or somethin and he does like the official version of what we do. hes like magic swat or w.e.
ig he has beef w. us bc theres no real vetting process and its not like were trained or anythin.
u just get an app and go. its like uber. u have uber where ur from?
granted u have to be good to get the big jobs like what weve been pullin recently but mostly the guild just wants crazy fucks who are willing to sign a waiver. lol.
but we help ppl. like for real. weve saved a lot of lives.
more than i ever got done as a pi so ill take it. its more fun too.
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The taxi thing, right?
Kind of sounds like you guys are like
mercenaries?
You'd think someone would stop you by now it if was illegal.
[What a terrible mindset. Anyway.]
You were a PI?
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just sounds cooler than what it actually is. lmao.
ud think right? idt the org itself is illegal but idk how were allowed to do some of the jobs we do.
or how we literally get away w. murder no questions asked.
its not like we have any special licenses or anything. we just get our job and go.
but w.e its fun and we help ppl so im not gonna ask too many questions.
yeah i was. before the guild shit. had to stop bc my magic got fucked up so i got into guildwork to get it back.
adventurin is faster than startin from scratch as a pi.
idt ill go back to it tho. i like this better.
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That does seem kind of
like a major oversight on the part of the cops though.
What if you guys just claimed the people you killed were bad?
So that you could kill them?
Though apparently they don't even ask.
How does magic get fucked up?
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well first off its really fuckin hard to mess w. someones magic.
afaik anyway. ive never heard of it happenin to anyone else.
tldr my ex fucked me over. idk how he did it but he pulled some shit that reset my magic back to like zero.
had to relearn it.
which technically made me a wizard for awhile? like kyna. but then i fucked w. some demons and my old magic came back.
thank fuck tbh. sorcery is way better.
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