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[hybridification]

Okay, so I totally get that some of you are turning into horrific monsters hellbent on murdering everyone. And like, I feel super bad for you and I hope that gets fixed.

But guys, I finally managed to figure out Hope's OS and I coded Pong!

[File Attachment: rhy5_1s_gr8.exe]

You can download and play it on your phones. I just finished an option that lets you change the color of your paddles and I'm working on a multiplayer so you can link up to your friends and play against them. Maybe someday we can have tournaments!

And uh... yeah, sorry about the whole cannibalism thing. That really sucks.

Comments

[pighead]

its goin pretty fast hard to keep track of the lil dot

also whos rhy5

[hybridification]

Rhys. That's my name! What's yours?

I can make the ball move slower, no problem at all. Give me a minute or two and I'll send you a patch.

[pighead]

josh

yeah cool slow is better, dont know why this is so hard

[hybridification]

Yeah I programmed it to be pretty average speed. Pong isn't that tough of a game, dude.

[Attachment: rhy5_1s_gr82.exe]

Try that. I halved the speed.

[pighead]

thx bro way better

ill try not to eat you or whatever

[hybridification]

Ohhhh shit.

Are you one of the- you know.

Demon cannibal spirit monsters?

[pighead]

haha probably

[hybridification]

Oh man that sucks.

That... sucks a lot.

You okay?

[pighead]

im pretty hungry

[hybridification]

Oh.

Uh, don't... eat people... okay?

[pighead]

hey bro i said i wont eat you isnt that enough

[hybridification]

So like, you really want to eat people? It's a thing that you're craving, like you're pregnant and you want jalapenos and chocolate but the jalapenos is people and the chocolate is more people?

[pighead]

yeah pretty much

its like when you really want a cheeseburger and people keep trying to give you soy burgers instead and you just wanna tear their faces off

1/2

[hybridification]

#relatable

[hybridification]

Oh god... am I a wendigo too?

[pighead]

haha probably

better pick who you wanna eat first

[hybridification]

Oh, definitely all the jerkoffs who have been criticizing Pong and being mean to me for releasing it now. No question.

[pighead]

that's a lotta people you might wanna think about a diet

[hybridification]

I think I'll burn off the extra weight by a hideous transformation into an ugly, horrific monster.

Uh.

No offense.

[pighead]

haha no worries

definitely gonna eat you now tho

[hybridification]

WHAT.

Don't eat me??? I gave you Pong!

[pighead]

man, it's like people don't want me to eat anybody at all

[hybridification]

I never said that, dude. Go wild! Eat tons of people! Cannibalize your heart out!

Just not me. Or, uh, a cranky guy with one arm, if you see him. He's my roommate.

[pighead]

well yeah itd be pretty fucked up to eat a disabled dude

[hybridification]

I only have one arm too!!!