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[hybridification]

Okay, so I totally get that some of you are turning into horrific monsters hellbent on murdering everyone. And like, I feel super bad for you and I hope that gets fixed.

But guys, I finally managed to figure out Hope's OS and I coded Pong!

[File Attachment: rhy5_1s_gr8.exe]

You can download and play it on your phones. I just finished an option that lets you change the color of your paddles and I'm working on a multiplayer so you can link up to your friends and play against them. Maybe someday we can have tournaments!

And uh... yeah, sorry about the whole cannibalism thing. That really sucks.

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[camouflage]

[twist ending: it was actually part of the joke.]

Well. You learn something new everyday.

1/2

[hybridification]

[CURSE YOU, UNFUNNY DAD.]

I thought and old dog couldn't learn new tricks!

Eh? Eh? Because you're... a dad... like, not a dad, but

[hybridification]

...well anyway, you should try out Pong and tell me what you think.

[camouflage]

Sure, kid. Once cannibals aren't on my doorstep.

[hybridification]

See, I just have this sinking feeling that cannibals will always be on our doorstep.

[camouflage]

Don't be so pessimistic.

[hybridification]

Are you an optimist? In the murdercave?

[camouflage]

I'm a realist. Nothing lasts forever.

[hybridification]

Not even cannibalism.

How poetic.

P.S. find me an engineer and we can start talking about GPS.

[camouflage]

You'll be the first to know when I find one.

[hybridification]

Cool.

Thanks for the suggestion! I guess.