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[hybridification]

Okay, so I totally get that some of you are turning into horrific monsters hellbent on murdering everyone. And like, I feel super bad for you and I hope that gets fixed.

But guys, I finally managed to figure out Hope's OS and I coded Pong!

[File Attachment: rhy5_1s_gr8.exe]

You can download and play it on your phones. I just finished an option that lets you change the color of your paddles and I'm working on a multiplayer so you can link up to your friends and play against them. Maybe someday we can have tournaments!

And uh... yeah, sorry about the whole cannibalism thing. That really sucks.

Comments

voice

[hybridification]

Yeah, but it kind of lacks in oomph, you know? You can't one-up one dick with multiple dicks, you've gotta add to it.

[And then, demonstratively:] 'These dicks aren't even worthy of shining my shoes', 'These dicks endorse kitten fighting rings', 'These ungrateful inbred bastards are too stupid to string two tiny words together'.

...that sort of thing.

voice

[casperdisaster]

[Noah can't really respond to that right away. He's too busy launching into a gigglefit. Eventually he manages a slightly breathless-] Oh, I like you! You're funny!

voice

[hybridification]

I, uh-

[Not that he kind of scared himself a little with the detail there, but hey, Noah's laughter manages to make him smile a little too.]

-thanks?