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[macgyver]

THIS PLACE IS THE WORST AND I HATE IT.

THAT ASIDE, I'M LOOKING TO COMPARE NOTES. DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH OTHER DIMENSIONS/REALITIES/ET CETERA SCI-FI BULLSHIT? BESIDES COMING HERE, I MEAN, THAT ONE'S OBVIOUS. I'M SEMI-FAMILIAR WITH THINGS THAT GIVE SPACE AND TIME THE FINGER JUST BY EXISTING, UNFORTUNATELY, ALTHOUGH ACTUALLY GETTING DUMPED IN WHAT I ASSUME IS ANOTHER UNIVERSE IS... NEW.

FINAL NOTE: IF I DON'T FIND SOMETHING TO WORK ON SOON I'M GOING TO LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND. I DO TECH AND YOU CAN PAY ME IN LIQUOR. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A BARELY-FUNCTIONAL SPACESHIP LYING AROUND, NOTHING YOU CAN THROW AT ME WILL BE AS DIFFICULT AS MY LAST JOB.

[ ooc: ICly all replies will come in obnoxious caps! OOCly they'll come normal because god, no. ]

Comments

[abyssalarcana]

I LIKE THESE BIG BOLD LETTERS OF YOURS YOU WRITE WITH STYLE

i have information that it sounds like you want
whats it worth to you?

[macgyver]

THANK YOU, THEY'RE VERY NICE AREN'T THEY

And I don't have much to my name currently, but, I don't know - do you have any broken toasters that need fixing? Or something? I'm honestly just incredible at what I do, so I doubt there's anything around here that could give me much trouble.

[ Guess who has two thumbs and is wildly overestimating himself? THIS GUY ]

[abyssalarcana]

what no i have information not a
whats a toaster you mean like a hearth? what does that have to do with interplanar travel

[macgyver]

Well, fixing things is the only thing I can offer up in exchange for information right now, due to being flat-ass broke.

Have you seriously never had toast? It's incredible.

[abyssalarcana]

i see. perhaps a future favor then?

i have had toasted bread yes and toasted other things too
do you mean a gridiron

[macgyver]

As much as I hate owing favors, consider it done. Just don't, I don't know, end up eating my soul or something? I honestly have no idea what to expect from you people.

A gridiron - do you mean a waffle maker? God these time differences are giving me a headache.

[abyssalarcana]

wow who said anything about souls dont worry it would only be something small you know

not waffles just a wire mesh? i guess? put it over a hearth to toast things
this is dumb though i dont care about toast
does your world have magic lets start there