THIS PLACE IS THE WORST AND I HATE IT.

THAT ASIDE, I'M LOOKING TO COMPARE NOTES. DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH OTHER DIMENSIONS/REALITIES/ET CETERA SCI-FI BULLSHIT? BESIDES COMING HERE, I MEAN, THAT ONE'S OBVIOUS. I'M SEMI-FAMILIAR WITH THINGS THAT GIVE SPACE AND TIME THE FINGER JUST BY EXISTING, UNFORTUNATELY, ALTHOUGH ACTUALLY GETTING DUMPED IN WHAT I ASSUME IS ANOTHER UNIVERSE IS... NEW.

FINAL NOTE: IF I DON'T FIND SOMETHING TO WORK ON SOON I'M GOING TO LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND. I DO TECH AND YOU CAN PAY ME IN LIQUOR. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A BARELY-FUNCTIONAL SPACESHIP LYING AROUND, NOTHING YOU CAN THROW AT ME WILL BE AS DIFFICULT AS MY LAST JOB.

[ ooc: ICly all replies will come in obnoxious caps! OOCly they'll come normal because god, no. ]

[The camera opens up on two near identical elves, sitting shoulder to shoulder. If the denizens of Hadriel remember their last address on the network, this one seems rather tame in comparison (possibly because one of them isn’t a skeleton this time), but they’re still grinning wide. Then again, the last one didn’t start with absolute chaos either. The both of them slide their eyes towards each other, and then in tandem flip some bangs from their faces, grinning directly at the screen.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[That can’t be the start of anything good.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we’re here to grace you with our expertise.

So as the most attractive people in the city, we get asked, uh, pretty much all the time to help out with people’s looks.

Most of y’all are basically hopeless, but we’re givers.

And because we’re, uh, basically the most generous people ever, today we’ve got a special event for the masses.

[Their eyes flick to each other once again before they both ring out in a singsong tone,]

SMASH OR PASS!

[Did that shatter someone’s device speakers? Probably.]

Rules are real simple. You comment. We rate. One to ten.

Couldn’t be easier. You clowns are real lucky to have us. You can come get your assigned hotness level and never have to wonder where you stand in the world ever again.

Also, scores are final. Unless you do some real good sucking up.

Ew, Taako. This is a family friendly broadcast. Keep it PG.

Not that kind, jeez. Sounds like you’re the one who’s thinkin’ about it.

Nope, nope, nope. Double yuck. Not even going there. Anyway, like, comment, and subscribe--

-- If you wanna see more primo twins content from the best duo in Hadriel.

[They both throw up peace signs, Taako sticking his tongue out to really cheese it, and the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread! Also, please never think it's too late or too full to tag this. Please get in on the bullshit.]

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