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[evocation]

hey to all the new kids.
i'm kyna. i'm a wizard, which means i can use magic, and i've been offering lessons and shit.
i know half of you are going to start with that whole "but magic doesn't exist" stuff or "i can't do it" but i've got a 100% success rate, so save the negativity.
my thing is mostly evocation, which basically means i can set shit on fire or zap it, but i know a lot of defensive spells, too.
i'm not teaching anyone any necromancy or anything, so if you guys have more cool ideas to go lich or want to try some other stupid shit, find another teacher.
everyone else can step right up though.

p.s. don't vote for the ice planet

Comments

[magician_king]

Different from my world, that's all. I'm curious.

I'm Quentin.

[evocation]

sorry you're stuck here with the rest of us, but hey.
what's magic like where you're from?

[magician_king]

Too complicated to pick up quickly.

Do you work with Circumstances in your casting?

[evocation]

uh, maybe?
i don't know what that means.
maybe we call it something else.

[magician_king]

When you cast a spell is it always the same no matter where and when you cast it? Like, do you have to alter a door unlocking spell depending on the altitude, or does levitation depend on the phase of the moon and the sex of the caster?

[evocation]

wow, nope.
i mean, some spells change or need certain circumstances or whatever but those are pretty rare.

[magician_king]

Shit. I need to figure out how the grammar than this place works, I could have used the headstart.

[evocation]

how do you even get anything done if you have to deal with all that shit?

[magician_king]

You take the time and learn the rules. It's a five year degree, and you can't just teach it to anyone.

[evocation]

who do you teach it to, then?

[magician_king]

People with good rote memorization & math skills. Nerds basically.

[evocation]

wtf don't call me out like that

[Wizards are nerds, too. She has to be honest with herself.]

[magician_king]

Birds of a feather.

Grab a drink?

[evocation]

sure
have you been to the speakeasy yet?

[magician_king]

Nope, but I know where it is. I can meet you there.