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[evocation]

hey to all the new kids.
i'm kyna. i'm a wizard, which means i can use magic, and i've been offering lessons and shit.
i know half of you are going to start with that whole "but magic doesn't exist" stuff or "i can't do it" but i've got a 100% success rate, so save the negativity.
my thing is mostly evocation, which basically means i can set shit on fire or zap it, but i know a lot of defensive spells, too.
i'm not teaching anyone any necromancy or anything, so if you guys have more cool ideas to go lich or want to try some other stupid shit, find another teacher.
everyone else can step right up though.

p.s. don't vote for the ice planet

Comments

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[lifetothefullest]

What if, hypothetically, you already voted for the ice planet.

[He's totally messing with her but he also totally voted for the ice planet.]

[evocation]

then you're hypothetically dead to me.

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[proselytise]

i know you said you won't teach it but does that mean you know necromancy......

[evocation]

not really.
just a spell or two, and they're not the raising the dead soul stealing kind.
i just don't want anyone getting any ideas.

[text]

[tongueamok]

At least someone has their priorities in order when it comes to necromancy.

[evocation]

necromancy sucks
and anyone who says it doesn't is wrong

[not here]

[dedikated]

( WOW CARLISLE A GIRL TRIES TO SAVE YOUR SOUL AND YOU GO BITCHING. )

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[epsilol]

fuck the ice planet sideways
i'll pass on having frostbite for the rest of my fucking life

[evocation]

dude, seriously.
and i don't want to deal with 1000% humidity in a gross ass jungle, either.

[circumitus]

don't tell us what to vote for.
we'll vote for whatever the hell we want.

[Read as: Yes Rey totally voted for the ice planet shut up.]

[evocation]

it's not my fault some people have bad taste.

[magician_king]

You can just teach it like that?

[evocation]

yeah, of course i can. why?

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[paragonbrosca]

Nope, I didn't vote for the iceball. Why the fuck would I want to freeze to death? Reallly not a fan of extreme surface weather.

[evocation]

yeah, see? you get me.
plus i don't think it's a great idea for us to have to scramble to stay warm and hide from the null at the same time.

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[abyssalarcana]

no necromancy??
i cant believe youre limiting their creative freedom, kyna
some of them might take to it swimmingly

[evocation]

their creative freedom can suck it.

[text]

[poisonprincess]

I have no intention of voting for some ice planet. I've dealt with too many things in the past and don't need to deal with that here.

Why would you just offer up that kind of service?

[evocation]

why not?
we've got a bunch of killer robots after us
the more people who can protect themselves, the better.

[6weeksmax]

dude sign me up!!

[evocation]

sweet
when do you want to start?

[abbatis]

What is wrong with ice?

[evocation]

it's cold and it kills people.

[unnature]

not to "but i can't do it" you
but where i come from magic only exists on certain worlds and people from other worlds dont have access to it
depending on the rules, its always a different bullshit reason
so you can teach it to people even without magic on their worlds of origin?

[evocation]

yeah, i've done it before.
where i'm from, everyone can learn it.
some people still suck at it though.

[Audio]

[drabsolutelynot]

Out of curiosity, is there a particular skill you find most people want to learn? One that is the most popular, so to speak?

[evocation]

People like the flashy stuff a lot, and healing spells, but I don't know any of those.

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[goodluckkobra]

tell me more about this fire shit

[evocation]

sure. what do you want to know?

[kingforboth]

I'd be very grateful to you if you could help me fill in the gaps in my training.

[evocation]

yeah, no problem. what kind of training do you have?

[lovernotafighter]

ok but is necromancy making an army of zombies? because that shit would be kinda cool.

[evocation]

you wouldn't be saying that if you ever actually dealt with it.
it's nasty shit.

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[ruletheworld]

hey

How long does it take to learn how to shoot fire from your fingers
not asking for a friend

[evocation]

depends on how good you are and how fast you pick it up

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[hasitsthorns]

can't believe you all are icing out the ice planet
gods

[evocation]

dude, snow sucks

[killthisparty]

anyone can do it?

[evocation]

yeah, pretty much
no refunds, though