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[evocation]

hey to all the new kids.
i'm kyna. i'm a wizard, which means i can use magic, and i've been offering lessons and shit.
i know half of you are going to start with that whole "but magic doesn't exist" stuff or "i can't do it" but i've got a 100% success rate, so save the negativity.
my thing is mostly evocation, which basically means i can set shit on fire or zap it, but i know a lot of defensive spells, too.
i'm not teaching anyone any necromancy or anything, so if you guys have more cool ideas to go lich or want to try some other stupid shit, find another teacher.
everyone else can step right up though.

p.s. don't vote for the ice planet

Comments

[lovernotafighter]

ok but is necromancy making an army of zombies? because that shit would be kinda cool.

[evocation]

you wouldn't be saying that if you ever actually dealt with it.
it's nasty shit.

[lovernotafighter]

okay but hooooooow nasty?

[evocation]

like
killing people and stealing souls and torturing kids nasty

[lovernotafighter]

okay so that's way darker than i thought

[evocation]

what were you expecting with zombies and shit?

[lovernotafighter]

i dunno, friend reunions and shit.