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[evocation]

hey to all the new kids.
i'm kyna. i'm a wizard, which means i can use magic, and i've been offering lessons and shit.
i know half of you are going to start with that whole "but magic doesn't exist" stuff or "i can't do it" but i've got a 100% success rate, so save the negativity.
my thing is mostly evocation, which basically means i can set shit on fire or zap it, but i know a lot of defensive spells, too.
i'm not teaching anyone any necromancy or anything, so if you guys have more cool ideas to go lich or want to try some other stupid shit, find another teacher.
everyone else can step right up though.

p.s. don't vote for the ice planet

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[circumitus]

it was bad enough having to listen to people bitch for over two fucking years about anyone voting for a god they don't like to be resurrected.
now it's probably going to be about this shit every few months.

[Yes, Rey. Isn't pseudo-democracy grand?]

[puzzlingly]

「Yeah... try explaining democracy to an ancient Pharaoh, good luck.」

sounds like it
but i would have thought that after two years youd know what to expect

「Why beat the dead horse? Rey, buddy, there are better ways to spend your time.」

[circumitus]

[Fat chance, Atem.]

whatever.
done with this fucking conversation and these people anyway.

[Consider that horse dead beyond all beatings.]

[puzzlingly]

Live and let live, friendo.」

i was once at the arctic
well inside virtual reality... ill tell you about it someday