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[evocation]

hey to all the new kids.
i'm kyna. i'm a wizard, which means i can use magic, and i've been offering lessons and shit.
i know half of you are going to start with that whole "but magic doesn't exist" stuff or "i can't do it" but i've got a 100% success rate, so save the negativity.
my thing is mostly evocation, which basically means i can set shit on fire or zap it, but i know a lot of defensive spells, too.
i'm not teaching anyone any necromancy or anything, so if you guys have more cool ideas to go lich or want to try some other stupid shit, find another teacher.
everyone else can step right up though.

p.s. don't vote for the ice planet

Comments

[epsilol]

totally serious on all counts
the reds kind of ran him over when he was being a dick

[evocation]

oh
yeah, i guess there are a lot of stories like that.

[Oh, Wash.]

does he scream a lot or something?

[epsilol]

just ask him about his relationship with cars sometime

and his screaming is memorable
just wait till someone makes him shrieky

[evocation]

i heard it once
it was pretty awesome.

[epsilol]

give it time
someone in this house will drag it out of him again

[evocation]

probably tucker.
what's his issue with clothes, anyway?

[epsilol]

i think he likes to let his junk breathe or something like that

[evocation]

wtf gross
maybe if you guys didn't all live in your armor he wouldn't have to worry about that.

[epsilol]

it's tucker
he's gross
you get used to it

i'm sorry

[evocation]

don't your suits have little dick fans or something?
they should

no you're not :|

[epsilol]

sounds like a fast way to get your dick mauled by a fan
also i fucking hate you for making me read those words in that order

i'm def not

[evocation]

there could be a cage thing like on normal fans
not just a bunch of razor blades next to your ding a ling.

[epsilol]

you've seen the suits we wear, right?
it's not like there's space in there to just shove a fucking fan down your crotch

[evocation]

bad engineering, dude
even shitty mascot costumes have fans in them
are you saying your armor is more lame than a fursuit?

[epsilol]

mine, personally? yeah it's bullshit
wash and carolina have the better tier shit because they're freelancers
i wouldn't be surprised if there was a sim trooper outpost where everyone had to wear fursuits

[evocation]

wait seriously?
why?

[epsilol]

because sim troopers were expendable
they were cannon fodder for the freelancers to test themselves on