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[evocation]

hey to all the new kids.
i'm kyna. i'm a wizard, which means i can use magic, and i've been offering lessons and shit.
i know half of you are going to start with that whole "but magic doesn't exist" stuff or "i can't do it" but i've got a 100% success rate, so save the negativity.
my thing is mostly evocation, which basically means i can set shit on fire or zap it, but i know a lot of defensive spells, too.
i'm not teaching anyone any necromancy or anything, so if you guys have more cool ideas to go lich or want to try some other stupid shit, find another teacher.
everyone else can step right up though.

p.s. don't vote for the ice planet

Comments

[lifetothefullest]

I'm hoping if I draw attention to how unlikely it is that things are going okay, then it'll negate the risk from mentioning it in the first place.

[He shakes his head at the question, but it isn't a definitive no.]

It's kind of complicated. Alphys is dealing with that sort of thing, I'm just trying to coordinate all the people.

[Which is a nightmare, by the way.]

[evocation]

[She wrinkles her nose.]

Jesus, Lance. You should just sign up to clean everyone's toilets or some shit. It would probably be more fun.

[lifetothefullest]

You're not wrong.

[It was really awful.]

There was almost a fight in the first meeting, so that was great.

[evocation]

A fight over what?

[She's not really surprised that people started arguing right away, but still.]

[lifetothefullest]

About what to do. There are too many people involved in this, and as you know most of those here are very...

[Give him a moment to consider an appropriate way to put it.]

Sure of themselves.

[That's a nice way to put 'everyone thinks they're right and aren't afraid to say so.']