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[evocation]

hey to all the new kids.
i'm kyna. i'm a wizard, which means i can use magic, and i've been offering lessons and shit.
i know half of you are going to start with that whole "but magic doesn't exist" stuff or "i can't do it" but i've got a 100% success rate, so save the negativity.
my thing is mostly evocation, which basically means i can set shit on fire or zap it, but i know a lot of defensive spells, too.
i'm not teaching anyone any necromancy or anything, so if you guys have more cool ideas to go lich or want to try some other stupid shit, find another teacher.
everyone else can step right up though.

p.s. don't vote for the ice planet

Comments

[evocation]

hey, remember that time the gods all almost died so they said we were on our own for everything until they healed up?
yeah, me too. that sucked. i don't want it happening again in a frozen wasteland.

[abbatis]

no i don't remember that. i wasn't there.

plenty of humans have survived in cold before. besides we have people who can do magic, like yourself, i'm sure you can help.

[evocation]

like i told what's her face with the anger issues
magic isn't creating shit out of nothing with no cost
if you use us to keep everyone frostbite free and fed, we're not going to have any juice when the null find us.
and considering we'll be the only city on a ball of ice, it's not like we'll be camouflaged.
so yeah, hypothetically i can help, and then i'll be worthless whenever anyone needs me to fight.

[abbatis]

can you not create fire? or a lightning for an example? that way you can help us keep warm.

i think we ought to prepare with food rations no matter where we go, there's no guarantee that there will be anything edible around in the jungle either.

[evocation]

come on, dude
i just said magic doesn't come from nowhere
yeah, i can create fire and lightning
but if you guys want me doing it all the time so no one dies i'm not going to have energy for anything else
besides, it's pretty shitty of you to expect the people who can use magic to keep the whole city alive because you make stupid choices

[abbatis]

of course not. that is only in worst case scenario.

[evocation]

we should avoid the worst case scenario

[abbatis]

we should always prepare for it.

besides

your worst case scenario is different from mine.