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[evocation]

hey to all the new kids.
i'm kyna. i'm a wizard, which means i can use magic, and i've been offering lessons and shit.
i know half of you are going to start with that whole "but magic doesn't exist" stuff or "i can't do it" but i've got a 100% success rate, so save the negativity.
my thing is mostly evocation, which basically means i can set shit on fire or zap it, but i know a lot of defensive spells, too.
i'm not teaching anyone any necromancy or anything, so if you guys have more cool ideas to go lich or want to try some other stupid shit, find another teacher.
everyone else can step right up though.

p.s. don't vote for the ice planet

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[abyssalarcana]

no necromancy??
i cant believe youre limiting their creative freedom, kyna
some of them might take to it swimmingly

[evocation]

their creative freedom can suck it.

[abyssalarcana]

or they could find a more openminded teacher

[evocation]

you mean like you?
you're just going to ask them to trade over their souls or some shit, right? no big deal.

[abyssalarcana]

its a very small price to pay
most of these people arent even aware they have one so what will they be missing really?
win win situation

[evocation]

i would give you shit for tricking people into a deal like that but
you're a demon, so i don't know what i'm expecting.