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[evocation]

hey to all the new kids.
i'm kyna. i'm a wizard, which means i can use magic, and i've been offering lessons and shit.
i know half of you are going to start with that whole "but magic doesn't exist" stuff or "i can't do it" but i've got a 100% success rate, so save the negativity.
my thing is mostly evocation, which basically means i can set shit on fire or zap it, but i know a lot of defensive spells, too.
i'm not teaching anyone any necromancy or anything, so if you guys have more cool ideas to go lich or want to try some other stupid shit, find another teacher.
everyone else can step right up though.

p.s. don't vote for the ice planet

Comments

[drabsolutelynot]

[A laugh]

Why doesn't this surprise me?

[evocation]

Because flashy shit is super cool, duh.

[drabsolutelynot]

In my experience it also tends to be more dangerous.

[evocation]

Yeah, that's true. That's why you have to not be an idiot.

[drabsolutelynot]

Ah. But do idiots self-identify as idiots? Or is it only after they've set themselves on fire?