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[pighead]

they should have just killed us

[Hangovers suck.]

Comments

[pighead]

smart but also super unfair

yeah i will

[thechoiceisyours]

I think that might be my new motto

but if it makes you feel better in the fairness department I got high on energy drinks and didn't sleep for five days

[pighead]

knowing you turned into a meth head for five days does kind of make me feel better

[thechoiceisyours]

wow that is so not what happened

and before you ask I do still have all my teeth

[pighead]

are you saying all the anti-drug psas lied to me, bro

[thechoiceisyours]

I'm sorry you had to find out this way man

[pighead]

at least tell me your brain cooked like an egg

[thechoiceisyours]

kind of feels like it yeah

[pighead]

thats a relief

my illusions remain intact

[thechoiceisyours]

Good because the moral's still valid

Don't do drugs bro

Even if they seem like energy drinks

[pighead]

sorry what was that i dont think i read you right

do drugs, drugs are fun? thats it right?

[thechoiceisyours]

Sure, that's exactly what I said

If you've totally forgotten your hangover already and want a worse one

[pighead]

i dont think ill ever be able to forget this hangover

[thechoiceisyours]

Have you drank any water?

You should probably do that if not

Also food

[pighead]

oh god please dont talk about food right now

[thechoiceisyours]

Okay just the water part then

You know how the hangover thing goes

[pighead]

unfortunately yeah

ive got some water and maybe someday i wont feel like death

[thechoiceisyours]

Only good thing about hangovers is that they don't last forever bro

You'll probably feel better by tomorrow

[pighead]

if im not dead

[thechoiceisyours]

Pretty sure you're gonna be fine dude

[pighead]

yeah well see about that