one; text

[pighead]

they should have just killed us

[Hangovers suck.]

Comments

[text]

[pighead]

all three but mostly the liquor

a lot of liquor

[text]

[synthedick]

Didn't anyone warn you not to try anything the gods offer you? Not that a lot of liquor wouldn't have done this to you anyway.

[text]

[pighead]

ok dad thanks

ill make sure to stick to pure spring water and organic kale from now on

[text]

[synthedick]

[If only sighs were audible through text.]

I'm not saying you've got to be the model of temperance, but keeping your wits about you in a place like this ought to be common sense.

[text]

[pighead]

i turned into a monster and died last month cause i ate human flesh so that ship has sailed

[text]

[synthedick]

Guess that wasn't a lesson learned, was it?

[text]

[pighead]

and then i learned that my sisters who were supposed to be dead

one of them died and the other starved and ate her and turned into a wendigo and then my friends killed her

so yeah im gonna drink it all away as often as i can

[text]

[synthedick]

Drinking it away doesn't solve anything. You just end up with a new problem you didn't have before.

[He does sympathize, though. Just a little.]

[text]

[pighead]

youre just full of good advice huh

sorry but im the king of not taking it