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[pighead]

they should have just killed us

[Hangovers suck.]

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[pighead]

yeah totally im a great and helpful person whos super good at that stuff

[cashlin]

im a vault hunter not a fashion consultant, don't look at me

[pighead]

whats a vault hunter

[cashlin]

[you're making this hangover so much more pleasant, josh.]

there's all sorts of stories about alien treasure on pandora. they say it's all kept inside something called a vault. everybody dreams about what's in the vault, but only vault hunters like me actually go out looking for it.

[pighead]

[Josh is super good at making things pleasant.]

oh man that sounds awesome but

spoiler: the real vault treasure is the friends you make along the way

ok for real 1/2

[cashlin]

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STARES JUDGMENTALLY DOWN AT PHONE]

[cashlin]

ok maybe but 1. i didnt get a pile of expensive alien guns 2. thats NOT THE POINT

[pighead]

if theres anything saturday morning cartoons have taught me its that that was definitely the point

nah man im just messin with ya im sure alien guns wouldve been way better

[cashlin]

SO MUCH BETTER we almost died

i did get a good team out of it but wow i would have liked money and guns

[pighead]

uhh i guess you could sell your friends??

[cashlin]

selling your friends is usually frowned upon

[pighead]

even on your weird space world? man thats lame

[cashlin]

you know what they say about honor amongst thieves. we're pretty chill with theft, murder, arson, jaywalking, whatever, but a snitch is a snitch no matter what world youre on.

[pighead]

fair enough

gotta keep a few friends around to bail you out anyway

[cashlin]

yeah. mine are good guys.

glad they're not stuck here though. I miss em but they'd be bored to death.

[pighead]

cannibalism and murder and getting super wasted are boring? damn

[cashlin]

that's what we get at home, p much
except we aren't captives and we go places besides the same stuffy ass cave

[pighead]

fair enough that does sound better

man i miss the sun

[cashlin]

what do you think's outside?

some days i just wanna blow a frickin hole in the ceiling

[pighead]

im thinking definitely candyland

lollipop woods & gumdrop mountains and all that shit

[cashlin]

king candy and his bitchass muffin mug too, huh

he mustbe the real mastermind not the gods

[pighead]

shit you gotta be right

im all for a revolution

bring down king candy and replace him with a democratically elected candy senate

[cashlin]

FIGHT THE CANDY POWER!!!

man if i werent so sure id just
puke
id propose we drink some more. to candy democracy

maybe that would help the hangover though??? hair of the dog w/e

[pighead]

you might be right about that

we also might end up regretting everything in our lives that lead to this moment

but hey im down

[cashlin]

you drive a hard bargain

but im convinced #yolo lets do it