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[ Floki was furious. Never had he felt so passionately insulted before! It was as if everyone on these stupid Islands had been brainwashed!

He had heard several peoples views on the Gods most just called them that for ease as no one truly believe them to be deities at all, yet here everyone was, joining forces with them like loyal little followers!

No, he had had enough! Something had to be done about it. Unbeknownst to Floki, he himself would end up being a puppet to a false God here too. ]

May all your ships sink! Your sails be struck by Thor's mighty thunder and tore asunder from the pounding storms and howling winds! I dare you to cross Floki! Come, come to me so that I might shower upon you my burning rage! False Gods and false people are one in the same, you're all going to die in your quest of lies and unholy adventure!

[ He spat off to the side. Oh, he was enraged! Never before had he seen so many people willing to engage in blasphemy, it was enough to send him into a fit of rage-fueled murder!

Gods help anyone who crossed him and his homemade boat today, he was in no mood to tolerate anyone's bullshit. Especially if it had to do with the current activities of the City. ]

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[Don't mind Peter, he's just zeroing in on the wrong part of the rage video WHAT UP.]

I'm not so sure Thor would actually do that? I mean, from what I've heard, he seems like a pretty chill dude.

[ Deep breaths Floki. Just take deep, slow breaths before threatening to skin this youth alive. ]

What do you mean, you're not sure Thor would do such a thing? He's no Jötnar, there's nothing cold about him!

[ Mistaken Chill dude to mean Frost Giant there, sorry Peter, Floki is in a very literal mood right now. You'll have to elaborate on slang at some point. ]

What you've heard is obviously wrong! He is a mighty God of Thunder! A warrior! Son of the Allfather! He would be disgusted by what is happening here! His storms would beat down on the people like the heart of a Viking drumming for his glory!

I- what? No, it's a figure of speech!

[Just. Okay, maybe Peter will come back to that later. This guy is clearly super pissed.]

I mean, yeah, okay, a lot of that checks out! God of Thunder, he's got that hammer and stuff, sure. He's not a gigantic douche, though! He's not gonna roll in and blow people's boats up!

[ Floki is far from calm but some of the things this boy is saying, make a little sense. He stops, collects his thoughts through his teeth still grit and snarl as if he's fighting back the urge to just start snapping out again. ]

... You talk as though you know of my Gods. You've seen Thor, seen him wield Mjölnir and yet you question me? Who are you to judge Thor? Who are you to know of his wrath and displeasure in those who ignore his name, his claim to Asgard and Valhalla?!

[ More curious now than furious though his temperature is bubbling and boiling his blood. ]

You're no Northman, too small, arms like that of a child's though you're almost fully grown. How can you talk of Thor with such content in your tone? Don't you see what is going on? Don't you see the false Gods are turning everyone in their favour over Thor and his brothers?

I mean, I saw him on the news when I was little, and he's got a Wiki page and stuff? Never really met him in person.

[Hang on a second there bro, Peter pauses and glances down at his arms. PSH bro.]

I- okay, I don't disagree that these gods are bogus, but lets back it up a bit. How much can you lift?

News?! Wiki page!? What are you babbaling about!?

[ You're confusing him now, Peter. Was this boy trying to trick him? Was this a test from the Gods? A big joke at Floki? ]

What? How much can I lift?... You wish to challenge Floki, is that it?!

[ It's quick and the reaction pretty similar. From rage to amusement, no wonder people thought he was crazy. ]

Yes, yes! A test of might is perfect! Just what Thor would do! I accept your challenge in honour of my Gods I will lift against you!!

Um. Yeah, don't... don't worry about it.

[Man, Peter's a natural at this whole confusion thing. Maybe he should have offered to help the gods do that boat thing after all. Or not.

BUT FOR REAL THOUGH? The dude went from pissed to THIS and Peter's getting like whiplash over here what the shit???]

I- what. No, I just wanted a number! You wanna- Oh my God. Okay. You know what, sure. Yes. Let's go lift stuff. You know what, I got nothing better to do anyway.

[Why God.]

Then lift we shall!!

[ Floki is currently fueled by his anger. Who said being all rage and Viking was a bad thing? And so what if he flitted from one thing to another?! This boy was mocking him! Making a joke out of his Gods! ]

Come, come to Floki if you dare. prove your strength and I might consider cooling my tempers.

Ooooh jeez, okay.

[This guy would be so amusing if he was a little less freaky. Well that's not fair, he's still amusing, Peter's just mentally kicking himself in the ass for this entire conversation right now.]

You wanna meet somewhere, then? Just like, name a place and I'll find it.

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