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[boats_n_hoes]

[ Floki was furious. Never had he felt so passionately insulted before! It was as if everyone on these stupid Islands had been brainwashed!

He had heard several peoples views on the Gods most just called them that for ease as no one truly believe them to be deities at all, yet here everyone was, joining forces with them like loyal little followers!

No, he had had enough! Something had to be done about it. Unbeknownst to Floki, he himself would end up being a puppet to a false God here too. ]

May all your ships sink! Your sails be struck by Thor's mighty thunder and tore asunder from the pounding storms and howling winds! I dare you to cross Floki! Come, come to me so that I might shower upon you my burning rage! False Gods and false people are one in the same, you're all going to die in your quest of lies and unholy adventure!

[ He spat off to the side. Oh, he was enraged! Never before had he seen so many people willing to engage in blasphemy, it was enough to send him into a fit of rage-fueled murder!

Gods help anyone who crossed him and his homemade boat today, he was in no mood to tolerate anyone's bullshit. Especially if it had to do with the current activities of the City. ]

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[missiondeterminant]

[Well this is one of the more interesting things he's seen on the network at least, even if he's... Not entirely sure what this guy's problem is.]

Why are you so angry?

[Something about unholy whatever, but that's not nearly specific enough for him.]

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[boats_n_hoes]

[ Oh Connor... Not now, don't poke the bear when it's hungry.

Floki pulled a face like he was trying to keep a bees nest in his mouth. Lips pursed together tight, ready to spit a mouthful of venom at the unbelievable question. His face turned red like he could burst at any moment. ]

What do you mean! Why are you so angry?!

[ He yelled, clearly severely put out by this conversation. ]

Why aren't you angry, hm!? What's wrong with you, with all of you! You're all the same! Blasphemous and proud of it!

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[missiondeterminant]

[He just furrows his eyebrows a little at that; why are humans so loud all the time for no reason?]

If I knew what you were angry about, maybe I would be too.

[Probably not, because whatever it is he probably couldn't care less about--humans got fussy over the most pointless things--but maybe.]

[soldier_blade]

Doesn't matter. If I die during this, I only have people waiting on the other Side. They might laugh, but fuck it, least I'll be with them.

[Thanks to the Mortal kombat tournament, death doesn't scare her as it might to some people.]

[boats_n_hoes]

No! No, no no! How stupid can you be!?

[ Why does no one get it? ]

If you die a death unjustly and without glory, you'll never see your loved ones again! Odin will banish you from the Great Halls in Valhalla and you'll spend your days roaming Hel!

All for what eh!? False Gods and their pointless quests!

[soldier_blade]

The gods I'm familiar with don't give a damn about dying in glory. My friends died in sacrifice to our realm, one even managed to kill the enemy with them, but their souls were trapped even so. Because human souls can be bargianed with by gods and sorcerers.

[That's what made it painful. Not dying, but knowing some were still trapped] Not that this would be permanent. One of my friends was killed within this realm and she was resurrected-felt like hell, but she came back.

[She'd almost laugh, if only to keep down the feelings of sorrow.]

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[itsnotaonesie]

[Don't mind Peter, he's just zeroing in on the wrong part of the rage video WHAT UP.]

I'm not so sure Thor would actually do that? I mean, from what I've heard, he seems like a pretty chill dude.

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[boats_n_hoes]

[ Deep breaths Floki. Just take deep, slow breaths before threatening to skin this youth alive. ]

What do you mean, you're not sure Thor would do such a thing? He's no Jötnar, there's nothing cold about him!

[ Mistaken Chill dude to mean Frost Giant there, sorry Peter, Floki is in a very literal mood right now. You'll have to elaborate on slang at some point. ]

What you've heard is obviously wrong! He is a mighty God of Thunder! A warrior! Son of the Allfather! He would be disgusted by what is happening here! His storms would beat down on the people like the heart of a Viking drumming for his glory!

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[theweakhavepurpose]

Those who follow false gods will burn in their own time.

Whether here and now or during the Collapse doesn't really matter.

[But you know, more power to you for bringing the fight to them he supposes.

You kinda remind him of someone from back home. He's not sure if that's a good thing. ]

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[boats_n_hoes]

[ Finally! Someone with some common sense! ]

That is right my brother! Do not allow yourself to be sucked down with them in the squall!

[ He assumes the Collapse the man spoke of was the end of days and didn't really care what he called it, as he seemed to be on Floki's side. ]

Stand with me, stand in arms with Floki against the wretched fake ones!

[ Floki has gotten a bit of a reputation around here as being a kind of crazy zealot by some... Yet other find him intriguing, charming even. So funny how religion brings out the ugly in people. ]

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[nowherewolf]

lmao the fuck is this horseshit
i do love the phrase unholy adventure tho
gonna use that from now on
so what ur sayin is that ur gonna start a fight club bc people dont worship thor?
is thor the one down here makin us boats n shit?
didnt think so
go ahead and call down some thunder or whatever tho
im sure thatll work out

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[boats_n_hoes]

[ Floki hasn't the patience to text back, texting felt so strange anyway when you're used to carving out runes instead. So he takes a moment, reads the parts he can understand then re-reads them just to make sure he understood.

Didn't do anything to appease his anger... ]

I made a boat myself and offered to build them for others. That has nothing to do with Thor! My anger is with the Gods and how people jump when they flash a tit or leg!

No one is mad that they're the very reason we're in this situation, yet we all paise and help them the moment they offer us something to 'help'

[ He spits aside again. Mock him all you want, Floki is used to it. This time his anger just isn't cooling down though. ]

It amuses you so that I should have some passion and free thought? There is something very wrong with you, for that I pity you. Pity all of you!

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[abyssalarcana]

take that anger and do something with it

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[boats_n_hoes]

[ Floki still struggled with the typing function on here, he's sure to runes, to carving them. So, he responds with a voice call instead, he doesn't mind reading but he's going to talk all the same. ]

Like what!? I already threatened to meet them head-on, you think I, Floki should start a war?

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[hot_mes]

Calm down. I don't need magical sails.

[that's right he heard that. Although technically just this level of tantrum is delicious to Rage no matter the patronage]

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[boats_n_hoes]

What do you mean, calm down!? You of all people should know why I'm so mad!

[ Don't take it personally, Law. Floki is far too het up to be reasoned with at the moment. ]

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[sonofacesius]

Wow. Have you ever tried taking a deep breath and just chilling?

Also Thor? Cool. But you might want to keep that False Gods rage to yourself.

[The son of Apollo is arching his eyebrows, arms folded over his chest wondering if you were going to have a stroke or a heart attack. Chill dude. Your blood pressure.]

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[boats_n_hoes]

[ Oh he's taken a deep breath, he's taking one now only it's not doing much in the way of calming him. ]

And why, tell me, why should I keep my anger with the fake Gods to myself, hm?

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[utulien_aure]

...And who would Thor be?

[Yeah, like that was the important part, Fingon.]

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[boats_n_hoes]

.....

[ Give him a moment sir, he's not used to people not knowing who his Gods are. Floki takes a breath and rubs the space between his eyebrows. ]

Only the Storm-weather God! God of Sky and Thunder!

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[circumitus]

You do realize that by declaring your "burning rage" against people, you're effectively powering her, right?

But that's your prerogative. Don't really care what you do.

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[boats_n_hoes]

[ Floki had been far too furious to even consider that what he was doing, was actually helping the fake ones! As it was explained to him, a look of dread fell over his face. Eyes wide and in shock.

If this was true, then his Gods would be just as cross with him as they would the others here! ]

But!... No, no I never wanted to assist! You must be wrong!

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[so_dark_a_road]

Don't worry about it, Floki. This isn't worship. It's just acquiring materials we may not be able to do without. I'd prefer nobody drowns while trying to salvage the Deeps. I dislike bargaining with Fear, but I do want to make sure that anybody who takes a ship out has decent diving equipment. I can't manufacture such a thing in the time we have, nor do I have all the materials I'd need.

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[boats_n_hoes]

[ If there is one person possibly able to calm Floki, it very well could be Curufin. ]

Yes but! But in order to get something from them, you have to give them something! I've heard you let them feed off of you... How can I be okay with this, tell me?

[ His eyes are full of questions and good intentions. He doesn't even realise that his anger is feeding Rage herself! ]

My Gods might not be here, my dear friend, but I assure you they are watching me. They will be displeased with my actions and all of our actions!

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[killthisparty]

Fuckin' intense. Very nice touch with the spitting. 10 outta 10.