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hadriel2018-07-23 10:28 pm
boats_n_hoes) wrote in hadriel2018-07-23 10:28 pm
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[ Floki was furious. Never had he felt so passionately insulted before! It was as if everyone on these stupid Islands had been brainwashed!
He had heard several peoples views on the Gods most just called them that for ease as no one truly believe them to be deities at all, yet here everyone was, joining forces with them like loyal little followers!
No, he had had enough! Something had to be done about it. Unbeknownst to Floki, he himself would end up being a puppet to a false God here too. ]
May all your ships sink! Your sails be struck by Thor's mighty thunder and tore asunder from the pounding storms and howling winds! I dare you to cross Floki! Come, come to me so that I might shower upon you my burning rage! False Gods and false people are one in the same, you're all going to die in your quest of lies and unholy adventure!
[ He spat off to the side. Oh, he was enraged! Never before had he seen so many people willing to engage in blasphemy, it was enough to send him into a fit of rage-fueled murder!
Gods help anyone who crossed him and his homemade boat today, he was in no mood to tolerate anyone's bullshit. Especially if it had to do with the current activities of the City. ]
He had heard several peoples views on the Gods most just called them that for ease as no one truly believe them to be deities at all, yet here everyone was, joining forces with them like loyal little followers!
No, he had had enough! Something had to be done about it. Unbeknownst to Floki, he himself would end up being a puppet to a false God here too. ]
May all your ships sink! Your sails be struck by Thor's mighty thunder and tore asunder from the pounding storms and howling winds! I dare you to cross Floki! Come, come to me so that I might shower upon you my burning rage! False Gods and false people are one in the same, you're all going to die in your quest of lies and unholy adventure!
[ He spat off to the side. Oh, he was enraged! Never before had he seen so many people willing to engage in blasphemy, it was enough to send him into a fit of rage-fueled murder!
Gods help anyone who crossed him and his homemade boat today, he was in no mood to tolerate anyone's bullshit. Especially if it had to do with the current activities of the City. ]
[Video]
Also Thor? Cool. But you might want to keep that False Gods rage to yourself.
[The son of Apollo is arching his eyebrows, arms folded over his chest wondering if you were going to have a stroke or a heart attack. Chill dude. Your blood pressure.]
[Video]
And why, tell me, why should I keep my anger with the fake Gods to myself, hm?
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Well, for one? Anger is super bad for your cardiovascular system. It ups your risk of heart attacks, strokes, inflammation, a lot of things. So. Keep with those deep breaths. I can teach you to meditate?
Also. You might not want to call them false. I mean, it's not like my dad is around right now to take it personally but....it's usually good form.
So you don't end up a pile of glitter. Or a potted plant. I knew someone who was a tree once.