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[hollowly]

Normally, I would think what I'm about to ask is an odd question, but given the location and the circumstances, maybe not so much.

( this is gonna make for a good first poke at the network, innit, sammy? )

How many of you actually know about monsters? Spirits, things that go bump in the night, that sort of thing? Because where I'm from, they're pretty common, and I've noticed from meeting others here that it isn't that way for everyone.

( which is how it should be, if you ask him. nobody should know that the thing in their closet is real. )

Next question. Would anyone be interested in learning about things like that, and how to protect yourself against them?

( there. it's out there. he's doing a good thing. )

Comments

he's never wrong, he's a winchester.

[hollowly]

( O YES HE DI-IIIID. )

Hey, there might be kids listening. Language.

( temper, nick. temper. )

well that logic is debateable ...

[bekommen]

You gotta be fucking kidding me - kids aren't all that delicate. I knew what "fuck" meant before I was in first fucking grade.

true but shh we're going with it rn.

[hollowly]

I didn't say they were, but. Still. I grew up around dive bars and seedy motels, knew more than I wanted before I was in middle school. Doesn't mean I wanted to hear it.

shhh nope

[bekommen]

Then plug your fucking ears.

shhh your face.

[hollowly]

Do you have anything helpful to add to this conversation, or are you just gonna bitch the whole time?

shhh your mom

[bekommen]

Do you have anything helpful to add, or are you just gonna be a bitch the whole time?

>|

[hollowly]

( why do you have to remind him so much of dean right now! )

Has anyone ever told you that you have a stellar personality?

( sam ... don't make this worse. don't poke the bear. )

[bekommen]

Yeah, I won my high school personality contest all four years in a row.

[Eyerollin']

Is that seriously the best you got?

[hollowly]

( ugh. )

No, but something tells me I don't want to bring out the big guns right off the bat.

[bekommen]

Hit me with your best shot, jackass.

[hollowly]

( just.

a heavy sigh.

that's all you get, nick.

he's too tired for this. )

cw misogynistic slur because she's awful :c

[bekommen]

Yeah, I figured you were too much of a pussy.

jesus christ nick.

[hollowly]

( if only she could see him raising an eyebrow. )

Oh, that's not it.

I just don't think it's worth the effort.

i'm legit sorry about her, she's terrible 8c same cw as above

[bekommen]

Yeah, spoken like a true pussy. Whatever, dude, go play with your Ouija board or something.