第2: [text] -- backdated to 4/8, about 1 hour after chris's post

[unfollowing]

because everybody keeps asking, i am going to tell you what an emoji is

it's a few things:

1) fancy emoticons (before anyone asks, that's emotions + icons, pretty self-explanatory)

2) it's a japanese word: 絵文字 (e mo ji) - that means picture character

TECHNICALLY 絵文字 is also a chinese word, but i don't speak or read chinese, so i can't tell you how to say it. the word "emoji" is JAPANESE, though. and before you ask about THAT, since some of you are from who the fuck knows where, japanese and chinese share a little of their written language, but they are DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. do NOT fight me on this, DO NOT

so don't fucking ask again. if you do, i won't draw any emojis for you

but chris will, so go give him shit about that

[middle finger emoji; smiling emoji; middle finger emoji]

Comments

[64th]

We don't have japanese or chinese at home so I guess I'll take your word for it

(smiling emoji)

[unfollowing]

good enough for me

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

I can't draw. 8(

[Which is not totally true since he could be worse, but he's definitely not good. Not good enough to make cute emojis, anyway.]

[text]

[unfollowing]

they're circles with fucking lines in them. you can manage. plot them out on grid paper like some fancy equation or whatever

[text]

[wormintheglass]

you're adorable

[text]

[unfollowing]

i can't read that

[text]

[wormintheglass]

no, probably not, but i wanted to join in the spirit of things.

rough translation: <3 <3

[text]

[unfollowing]

[...okay?]

okay

thanks, i guess

[This is weird. Only Matt and Jess send her hearts over text, and neither of them is doing so at this particular moment.]

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

Wow.

I know your GPA which means you are purposefully pretending not to get how math works just to make a nerd joke at me.

Is this like nerdception here?

[text]

[unfollowing]

why does everyone act so surprised that i can make stupid fucking nerdy jokes?

yes, i did, good job figuring that one out, you're soooo smart

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

Em that was not a nerd joke

That was a 'haha you're such a nerd' joke

Which in order to make you had to pretend not to secretly be a nerd yourself

[text]

[unfollowing]

you just keep proving my point about how much of a nerd you are

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

Hey I'm not the one in denial here

[text]

[unfollowing]

like anyone would believe you if you told them that

look at me. does this look like the face of a nerd? no. it does not

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

Undercover nerd

Hiding your flannel and counterstrike teeshirts under $1200 leather jackets

Purse is secretly full of cheetos and redbull

I'm onto you

[text]

[unfollowing]

you're disgusting, you have no sense of fashion, and please, this figure takes hard work and dedication

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

We really do need a salt emote

[text]

[unfollowing]

yeah. can't really think of how to draw one, though

[text]

[fuwatokurage]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧You are Japanese, too!✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

[64th]

Do people speak a lot of languages where you're from?

voice.

[bekommen]

Oh, Christ. Nobody fucking cares!

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

Maybe a pile of it? Or like a canister that just says SALT really obviously on the side would be better.

text

[pighead]

hey draw a thumbs up

[text]

[unfollowing]

[Her response is a bunch of attachments, made up of all requests to date. She chose the cannister one for salt. The doodles aren't great, but they get the point across.]

text

[unfollowing]

you care enough to bitch about it

seriously, if you don't care, just fuck off