第2: [text] -- backdated to 4/8, about 1 hour after chris's post

[unfollowing]

because everybody keeps asking, i am going to tell you what an emoji is

it's a few things:

1) fancy emoticons (before anyone asks, that's emotions + icons, pretty self-explanatory)

2) it's a japanese word: 絵文字 (e mo ji) - that means picture character

TECHNICALLY 絵文字 is also a chinese word, but i don't speak or read chinese, so i can't tell you how to say it. the word "emoji" is JAPANESE, though. and before you ask about THAT, since some of you are from who the fuck knows where, japanese and chinese share a little of their written language, but they are DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. do NOT fight me on this, DO NOT

so don't fucking ask again. if you do, i won't draw any emojis for you

but chris will, so go give him shit about that

[middle finger emoji; smiling emoji; middle finger emoji]

Comments

[64th]

We don't have japanese or chinese at home so I guess I'll take your word for it

(smiling emoji)

[unfollowing]

good enough for me

[64th]

Do people speak a lot of languages where you're from?

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

I can't draw. 8(

[Which is not totally true since he could be worse, but he's definitely not good. Not good enough to make cute emojis, anyway.]

[text]

[unfollowing]

they're circles with fucking lines in them. you can manage. plot them out on grid paper like some fancy equation or whatever

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

Wow.

I know your GPA which means you are purposefully pretending not to get how math works just to make a nerd joke at me.

Is this like nerdception here?

[text] ill keep the threadjack really brief i promise

[attagirl]

[ HE'S JUST FOLLOWING emily's instructions, okay. ]

Hey, are you Chris?

[text] <3

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah, hey.

[text]

[wormintheglass]

you're adorable

[text]

[unfollowing]

i can't read that

[text]

[wormintheglass]

no, probably not, but i wanted to join in the spirit of things.

rough translation: <3 <3

[text]

[fuwatokurage]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧You are Japanese, too!✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

[text]

[unfollowing]

half, technically

[text]

[fuwatokurage]

It is good that you know kanji! Also, it is nice that you are teaching everyone about emoji. They are a lot of fun to use for texting. (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

voice.

[bekommen]

Oh, Christ. Nobody fucking cares!

text

[unfollowing]

you care enough to bitch about it

seriously, if you don't care, just fuck off

voice; cw nick is a racist piece of shit, i'm so sorry about her /o\

[bekommen]

Only because you're blowing up everyone's fucking phones with this stupid shit.

[She adopts a mocking, high-pitched, INCREDIBLY BAD, incredibly racist fake Japanese accent for her imitation of Emily:]

"Japanese not same as Chinese! Everyone care about emojis!"

text

[pighead]

hey draw a thumbs up

text

[unfollowing]

sent it to chris, go nag him to code it now

text

[pighead]

cool

make one of those little cat heads now

video

[dragonbite]

That's a lot of things to keep track of.

[ And this is too much to type so video it is. ]

video

[unfollowing]

so save this to your phone or whatever

video

[dragonbite]

How?

text

[attagirl]

Holy shit, haha, this is awesome. How do I get a gun emoji?

[ or like... a little smiley face with heart eyes. he'd take that too. ]

text

[unfollowing]

wait a few days for me to badly draw it and for chris to code it