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[deviledlegs]

Hey, all you heavenly angels and cocky asshats! Consider this your very first public service announcement on behalf of everyone's favorite pirate cook, Sanji.

[There he is, blowing cigarette smoke at his phone's camera with that shit-eating grin. All is well, or so it seems.]

I need food wrapping paper and air-tight containers. A shit ton of them.

Each and every lovely lady who has the generosity to go out of her way and deliver some to me will go home with any dish her heart desires so long as I have the ingredients! You other bastards can just be grateful knowing you might not actually starve later.

[He wiggles his fingers in a rather silly goodbye gesture.]

Ciao!

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[deviledlegs]

[And he is utterly oblivious.]

Please! Please, dream of it! Let's dream it together!

[uptightness]

[Well that didn't exactly work.]

Does that ever work on anyone, ever?

[deviledlegs]

You could be the first.

[That sure is a very curly brow waggling at her.]

[uptightness]

I'd hate to be the one to break your- [losing] -record.

[deviledlegs]

But you'd be so good at it!

[uptightness]

You've got tenacity, I'll give you that.

[But that's still a no.]

[deviledlegs]

[He pouts, resigned for now.]

Aaaah, even a stern Carolina is beautiful.

[uptightness]

You're not so bad, until you open your mouth.

[Teasing? Not? A glint in her eyes before she's shutting the feed off.]