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[deviledlegs]

Hey, all you heavenly angels and cocky asshats! Consider this your very first public service announcement on behalf of everyone's favorite pirate cook, Sanji.

[There he is, blowing cigarette smoke at his phone's camera with that shit-eating grin. All is well, or so it seems.]

I need food wrapping paper and air-tight containers. A shit ton of them.

Each and every lovely lady who has the generosity to go out of her way and deliver some to me will go home with any dish her heart desires so long as I have the ingredients! You other bastards can just be grateful knowing you might not actually starve later.

[He wiggles his fingers in a rather silly goodbye gesture.]

Ciao!

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[deviledlegs]

Shitty shops full of random crap just like where you found the silicone covers.

[He... He did find them in one of the shops, didn't he? Did someone else find them and just hand them to the guy? Is Sanji giving Donut too much credit?]

Any DIY knowledge is going to come in handy for you, but there's no point in bargaining when there isn't anyone minding the shops.

[He waves the very idea aside. After all, there's no currency either. Bartering is as close as anyone seems to have gotten to an economy here.]

If you can make something useful with your weird ass crafts, you should be fine.

[glazedonutholes]

You mean! I CAN TAKE WHATEVER I WANT?!!!

[ oOOH Boy. This is too much for his little heart. It's about to burst with excitement as he looks back and forth trying to find these mythical free shops. ]

Where are they?!!

[ And he goes up to grab him by the hands to plead his case. ]

You gotta tell me, Mister!!!

[deviledlegs]

[LKAJSLDFASFTOOCLOSE

Sanji pulls back as far as he can with his hands in some other dude's hands (sob!). Why can't this nutcase be a beautiful woman???]

They're on most of the islands! I'll draw you a map or something, so let go!

[glazedonutholes]

You will!

[ He lets go clamp his hands in total adoration of him. ]

Thank you, Mister!

[deviledlegs]

[Sanji isn't the map maker of the crew, so his will be crude at best, but it will serve it's purpose in leading Donut far, far away. He can draw it on a napkin.]

Sure, sure. You did bring me something good, I guess.

[glazedonutholes]

[ He waits anxiously as he draws it, taking a closer look here and there while he draws it. ]

Oh! Where do you think I can find silk? And hand cream--Oh! And hair products! Oh gosh! I'm so excited!

[deviledlegs]

[Count to ten, Sanji. And take a deep breath.]

I'd rather not spoil the thrill of the hunt. Why don't you turn it into a game? Give yourself points when you find what you're looking for.

[And with that, he hands over the map. He didn't shout even once. He's so proud of himself.]

[glazedonutholes]

That's a great idea!!!

[ He tells him as he takes the offered napkin as if it's some precious thing and hops around in excitement. ]

Thanks a lot, Mister!

[ And Donut happily runs out in a flurry of excitement leaving behind a purple larkspur, where did that come from? Doesn't matter because he's off to the races in search of his first shop! ]