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[deviledlegs]

Hey, all you heavenly angels and cocky asshats! Consider this your very first public service announcement on behalf of everyone's favorite pirate cook, Sanji.

[There he is, blowing cigarette smoke at his phone's camera with that shit-eating grin. All is well, or so it seems.]

I need food wrapping paper and air-tight containers. A shit ton of them.

Each and every lovely lady who has the generosity to go out of her way and deliver some to me will go home with any dish her heart desires so long as I have the ingredients! You other bastards can just be grateful knowing you might not actually starve later.

[He wiggles his fingers in a rather silly goodbye gesture.]

Ciao!

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[pocketspa]

[Yup, that sounds like Lup. She's great.]

I'll take whatever you offer to cook me as payment. Also a cake. See you in a bit, hm?

[He's gonna grab her right after this and run this con.]

[deviledlegs]

[He'll definitely have some trouble finding all the ingredients required for a cake, but... He's confident enough not to worry about that yet.]

Don't forget to leave the containers after I disappoint you!

[pocketspa]

[He just winks, giving him a big ol' grin.]

I'll remember it for things I don't need. See ya.