hadriel | VOICE ; forward dated to the 23rd, late evening

Hey everyone, this is Peter. I'm, uh... Just lemmie-- Okay, I'm gonna preface this with "I'm fine", which... probably still sounds concerning to anyone who knows me. Uh, with good reason, but I promise that I really am fine.

Okay? Okay.

So... okay, you know those freaky tentacle snails that attacked those guys a little while ago? Yeah, they're still around. I ran into a few of them outside the city, and by 'ran into' I mean 'was totally ambushed by'. Like, I was just minding my own business and they jumped out all "Blahhhhgh!" and I was like "oh snap!!", so yeah, we fought a little and I got bit and, y'know, it hurt. And I know the one guy was all "hey call for back up if you see any" and I totally would have if I'd had a chance, but I didn't? I mean, not because I didn't want to, it's just like, in the moment I was a little distracted by trying to get away from the things, and I didn't have my web shooters on me because they're possessed by demons right now? So I wasn't gonna even try to catch one of those guys without my gear, so I left. My toothbrush tried to stab me this morning, I'm not dealin' with this on top of that today. I'm done, I'm tapping out!

Anyway, if anyone else ends up fighting these guys, go for the eyes if you can. They're kind of hard to hit because of all the tentacles, but if you can take their eyes out it slows them down. They're still dangerous, though, like, they will absolutely still try to fight you, so just like, don't stick around if you can help it. In fact, just don't go outside the city by yourself. Don't go anywhere by yourself. Y'know, buddy system up if you can. I don't know how many of these dudes are still out there, but I have a feeling that they're not going away any time soon.

Oh right, I did manage to break a chunk off one of their shells. I don't know how helpful that's gonna be? But I've got it at the lab if anyone wants to see it, assuming you can pry it away from Newt. I also got a photo! It's... not a very good one, but uh, I'll put this somewhere, I guess.

[attached photo: A City Boy Seconds Before Being Chomped By A Tentacle Monster.]

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[Is it as scary as the icon because I bet it's as scary as that icon]

It means I can rub two brain cells together and form a basic idea of what all that means?

Or probably not, but hey.

[Don't force choke me bro]

[ He would 100% Force choke Peter if they were in the same room. Be thankful that this is voice and they're not in the same vicinity. ]

I'm no fool. Answer my question, what did you mean by that?

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[Oh boy does he tell this dude about Star Wars or does he just not and risk getting stabbed by a lightsaber later HMMMMMM.]

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Okay. So this might sound weird? But in my universe, there's kind of a similar thing? But it's completely fictional. It's like, in movies?

[ This sounds like a load of bullshit if Kylo's ever heard it, but he's curious and wants to hear more. He's not really sure what a movie is, but he's not going to ask that... He's just hoping he'll figure it out of the kid keeps talking. ]

Explain further.

[Okay this is getting really goddamn weird HOW DO ABORT]

What, you want me to get into the fan theories? Who shot first? How Disney's going absolutely nuts with the franchise? It's a bunch of fictional stories about like, a space war and stuff. I'm not sure what you're wanting from me, dude.

[ This conversation went south in short order and there's no recovering from it. Now Kylo is just angry. ]

Fan theories? Disney? Do you think my abilities are fictional?

[ If you want a demonstration, he'll gladly show you how none of the things you think are fictional are actually fictional. Just saying. ]

[And now Peter's getting annoyed PETER STOP TALKING MAYBE?????]

No, dude, listen. Where I'm from, yes, it is fictional. But-- and this is a very important but, here-- I one hundred percent believe that you can totally do this stuff because it's real where you came from.

Y'know, I really think that you're like hyper focusing on the complete wrong part of literally everything that I was even talking about before? Just? Maybe? A little bit?

[This is it this is how Peter dies again.]

[ Peter, you've seen the movies. Kylo isn't really known for being reasonable, listening to reason, or really listening to anybody but a very very select few. His general modus operandi is to do what he wants as long as it fits within his plans and to throw a temper tantrum when things don't exactly go his way.

He takes a deep breath, attempting to calm himself because he doesn't want to destroy his home here - there are no troopers or officers to clean up his mess. ]

So, you're telling me that you know where I'm from, know what the Force is, and my galaxy is nothing but some holo?

[ It doesn't matter that he initially spoke to Peter because the web shooter intrigued him, that's the least of his concerns at this point. ]

[Kylo bro you're like 30 stop throwing literally explosive hissy fits]

Eehhnn, kind of? I mean I don't know your home address or anything like that, but the rest checks out, yep. And I know it's super weird? I had a guy a couple months ago tell me that I'm a comic book character, and that kinda blew my mind. Like, I'm still kind of reeling from it in an existential crisis sort of way?

[ It's only moderately comforting that Peter has gone through the same crisis. It's not a fun time, he should understand. ]

What else do you know about me? [ A pause ] Did the one who knew you know about your web shooters and your home planet?

[but is Kylo less likely to force choke him now that's the important question.]

Y'know, not much, really. I'm not up to date.

[This is 100% A Lie but he kinda gets the feeling that admitting that he knows this dudes business is probably a good way to end up like. Dead.]

But that guy did know about those things. I was still kind of getting the impression that I wasn't quite what he'd expected, though.

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