Peter Parker (
itsnotaonesie) wrote in
hadriel2019-01-21 09:41 pm
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VOICE ; forward dated to the 23rd, late evening
Hey everyone, this is Peter. I'm, uh... Just lemmie-- Okay, I'm gonna preface this with "I'm fine", which... probably still sounds concerning to anyone who knows me. Uh, with good reason, but I promise that I really am fine.
Okay? Okay.
So... okay, you know those freaky tentacle snails that attacked those guys a little while ago? Yeah, they're still around. I ran into a few of them outside the city, and by 'ran into' I mean 'was totally ambushed by'. Like, I was just minding my own business and they jumped out all "Blahhhhgh!" and I was like "oh snap!!", so yeah, we fought a little and I got bit and, y'know, it hurt. And I know the one guy was all "hey call for back up if you see any" and I totally would have if I'd had a chance, but I didn't? I mean, not because I didn't want to, it's just like, in the moment I was a little distracted by trying to get away from the things, and I didn't have my web shooters on me because they're possessed by demons right now? So I wasn't gonna even try to catch one of those guys without my gear, so I left. My toothbrush tried to stab me this morning, I'm not dealin' with this on top of that today. I'm done, I'm tapping out!
Anyway, if anyone else ends up fighting these guys, go for the eyes if you can. They're kind of hard to hit because of all the tentacles, but if you can take their eyes out it slows them down. They're still dangerous, though, like, they will absolutely still try to fight you, so just like, don't stick around if you can help it. In fact, just don't go outside the city by yourself. Don't go anywhere by yourself. Y'know, buddy system up if you can. I don't know how many of these dudes are still out there, but I have a feeling that they're not going away any time soon.
Oh right, I did manage to break a chunk off one of their shells. I don't know how helpful that's gonna be? But I've got it at the lab if anyone wants to see it, assuming you can pry it away from Newt. I also got a photo! It's... not a very good one, but uh, I'll put this somewhere, I guess.
[attached photo: A City Boy Seconds Before Being Chomped By A Tentacle Monster.]
Okay? Okay.
So... okay, you know those freaky tentacle snails that attacked those guys a little while ago? Yeah, they're still around. I ran into a few of them outside the city, and by 'ran into' I mean 'was totally ambushed by'. Like, I was just minding my own business and they jumped out all "Blahhhhgh!" and I was like "oh snap!!", so yeah, we fought a little and I got bit and, y'know, it hurt. And I know the one guy was all "hey call for back up if you see any" and I totally would have if I'd had a chance, but I didn't? I mean, not because I didn't want to, it's just like, in the moment I was a little distracted by trying to get away from the things, and I didn't have my web shooters on me because they're possessed by demons right now? So I wasn't gonna even try to catch one of those guys without my gear, so I left. My toothbrush tried to stab me this morning, I'm not dealin' with this on top of that today. I'm done, I'm tapping out!
Anyway, if anyone else ends up fighting these guys, go for the eyes if you can. They're kind of hard to hit because of all the tentacles, but if you can take their eyes out it slows them down. They're still dangerous, though, like, they will absolutely still try to fight you, so just like, don't stick around if you can help it. In fact, just don't go outside the city by yourself. Don't go anywhere by yourself. Y'know, buddy system up if you can. I don't know how many of these dudes are still out there, but I have a feeling that they're not going away any time soon.
Oh right, I did manage to break a chunk off one of their shells. I don't know how helpful that's gonna be? But I've got it at the lab if anyone wants to see it, assuming you can pry it away from Newt. I also got a photo! It's... not a very good one, but uh, I'll put this somewhere, I guess.
[attached photo: A City Boy Seconds Before Being Chomped By A Tentacle Monster.]

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I'f I'm not patrolling, I try to keep myself focused on stuff I'm working on at the lab? It helps sometimes, but not always for very long.
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Hmm. It sounds as though this extra sense is most troublesome during what the local gods choose to do to us. Would you wish to do something else during them?
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I don't think so, because it's still really useful if they toss something dangerous at us and I gotta go fight stuff. It's just sometimes it's like yikes.
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I see.
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I suppose I'm so used to fighting, I'm not sure what to do with myself when I'm not. Becoming queen will be an adjustment, but a welcome one.
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also yikes dude why does peter know so many royal chicks]
Finding stuff to do between new arrivals and monster fighting can be kind of tough, yeah.
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...luck?]
It is. I am . . . unaccustomed to always having something to do to end the Blight and resolve Ferelden's civil war. What do people do around here?
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[as far as he can tell, none of this really seems like any sort of weakness at least]
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[she admitted to an emotional weakness and that's. not. allowed. for the Hero of Ferelden]
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They'll come around, don't worry about it too much.
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I'll do my best not to.
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I feel like you got this.
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...except for when it's not]
Thank you. I appreciate your kind words.
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Hey, you're welcome. We all gotta stick together out here, after all.