Peter Parker (
itsnotaonesie) wrote in
hadriel2019-01-21 09:41 pm
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VOICE ; forward dated to the 23rd, late evening
Hey everyone, this is Peter. I'm, uh... Just lemmie-- Okay, I'm gonna preface this with "I'm fine", which... probably still sounds concerning to anyone who knows me. Uh, with good reason, but I promise that I really am fine.
Okay? Okay.
So... okay, you know those freaky tentacle snails that attacked those guys a little while ago? Yeah, they're still around. I ran into a few of them outside the city, and by 'ran into' I mean 'was totally ambushed by'. Like, I was just minding my own business and they jumped out all "Blahhhhgh!" and I was like "oh snap!!", so yeah, we fought a little and I got bit and, y'know, it hurt. And I know the one guy was all "hey call for back up if you see any" and I totally would have if I'd had a chance, but I didn't? I mean, not because I didn't want to, it's just like, in the moment I was a little distracted by trying to get away from the things, and I didn't have my web shooters on me because they're possessed by demons right now? So I wasn't gonna even try to catch one of those guys without my gear, so I left. My toothbrush tried to stab me this morning, I'm not dealin' with this on top of that today. I'm done, I'm tapping out!
Anyway, if anyone else ends up fighting these guys, go for the eyes if you can. They're kind of hard to hit because of all the tentacles, but if you can take their eyes out it slows them down. They're still dangerous, though, like, they will absolutely still try to fight you, so just like, don't stick around if you can help it. In fact, just don't go outside the city by yourself. Don't go anywhere by yourself. Y'know, buddy system up if you can. I don't know how many of these dudes are still out there, but I have a feeling that they're not going away any time soon.
Oh right, I did manage to break a chunk off one of their shells. I don't know how helpful that's gonna be? But I've got it at the lab if anyone wants to see it, assuming you can pry it away from Newt. I also got a photo! It's... not a very good one, but uh, I'll put this somewhere, I guess.
[attached photo: A City Boy Seconds Before Being Chomped By A Tentacle Monster.]
Okay? Okay.
So... okay, you know those freaky tentacle snails that attacked those guys a little while ago? Yeah, they're still around. I ran into a few of them outside the city, and by 'ran into' I mean 'was totally ambushed by'. Like, I was just minding my own business and they jumped out all "Blahhhhgh!" and I was like "oh snap!!", so yeah, we fought a little and I got bit and, y'know, it hurt. And I know the one guy was all "hey call for back up if you see any" and I totally would have if I'd had a chance, but I didn't? I mean, not because I didn't want to, it's just like, in the moment I was a little distracted by trying to get away from the things, and I didn't have my web shooters on me because they're possessed by demons right now? So I wasn't gonna even try to catch one of those guys without my gear, so I left. My toothbrush tried to stab me this morning, I'm not dealin' with this on top of that today. I'm done, I'm tapping out!
Anyway, if anyone else ends up fighting these guys, go for the eyes if you can. They're kind of hard to hit because of all the tentacles, but if you can take their eyes out it slows them down. They're still dangerous, though, like, they will absolutely still try to fight you, so just like, don't stick around if you can help it. In fact, just don't go outside the city by yourself. Don't go anywhere by yourself. Y'know, buddy system up if you can. I don't know how many of these dudes are still out there, but I have a feeling that they're not going away any time soon.
Oh right, I did manage to break a chunk off one of their shells. I don't know how helpful that's gonna be? But I've got it at the lab if anyone wants to see it, assuming you can pry it away from Newt. I also got a photo! It's... not a very good one, but uh, I'll put this somewhere, I guess.
[attached photo: A City Boy Seconds Before Being Chomped By A Tentacle Monster.]

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[and she squeezes back. this is nice. she might have missed hugs. she really missed the feeling of family. so this is nice.
laughing] All right, all right, I give! I'm huggable. Happy now?
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Peter grins his dork grin and lets her go, looking all proud of himself because of course he does.]
I am happy now, thanks for asking.
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and she grins back, a little shy, because since when is George Lass allowed to have something go her way? she can't remember the last time it happened.
she makes a pfft!ing sound and smiles] You're fucking welcome. And glad you're happy.
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You looked like you needed a hug anyway.
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Oh. Well, thanks? What does looking like I needed a hug look like, anyway?
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[Man what does that look like. He demonstrates by slouching and pouting a little. That's what it looks like.]
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...is that what it looks like? Seriously?
[because clearly, she needs to learn to school her expressions better]
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[HE'S JUST BEIN' HONEST BRO]
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[WEH WEH, SHE IS A STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN]
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Looks good, very dignified.
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I was kind of hoping for badass.
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[It's literally A Fact. He gives her a thumbs up for the ass thing.]
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