hadriel | 006 [Video]

So uh... Hey everyone. Again.

[He could probably get a better opening line, but whatever. Moving on.]

I know like, a bunch of people just arrived so... Welcome, I guess. We're still working on the newbie's guide to waking up in a cave-city run by gods, but until then like, if you have any questions I can try and help? Also uh, it's probably safe at this point and we're just being paranoid, but you may want to avoid eating any meat products you find here. For reasons.

[MOVING ON.]

Also uh, sort of related, but I was thinking that maybe before next month we should really... Plan some way to help out? I mean, people just sort of show up and half the time there's monsters too, and... Maybe some sort of organized thing for helping the new people not get like, eaten or whatever would be a good idea.

[This is not exactly his area of expertise, so if other people want to take charge on this he's more than happy to let them, but otherwise he'll try and figure something out. It really seems like something important to get established.]

In uh, a rare moment of good news though, the whole coffee thing worked out. So if you want coffee there's some at Delight's bar now, though you'll have to like... Be kind of patient with me and the others being possibly terrible baristas. Still kind of getting the hang of the whole thing.

[But surely coffee itself is well worth any less-than-practiced customer service; they're at least pretty good at making coffee, including somewhat elaborate drinks, and as far as Chris is aware they're all trying. That's what counts, right?

Right?]

I think that's about it, except for that like... If anyone's curious, the handheld games from the arena this month are just normal games. I thought maybe they'd be some sort of weird alien-versions of them, but I guess not; I took one apart and it was all the expected stuff inside it.

That said I'm totally betting I can beat anyone's high scores.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You'll forgive me if I don't know what a dunkin doughnuts is but the title alone gives away at least the context. I meant not offense, ma'am. I simply have high expectations if I am going to exert the effort to obtain something such as coffee so early and not from my own room.

nobody said you had to get up early to get coffee. i might be the only one in this house who gets up at a decent hour anyway. we have the cart, and there's coffee at the bar. im pretty sure delight will be at the bar whenever and will serve you coffee so long as you promise to be happy about it

I don't know. If I get to sleep in as long as I want to with no obligations I may not want coffee. There's no need for me to do so when I have the pleasure of sleeping in. Though I haven't had a cup of anything quality like in a while. The beer here is not to my standards and a good wine is hard to find. Again, depends on the coffee and how it tastes as far as being happy. Though I wouldn't want to disappoint a lovely lady like Delight.

[Jesus Christ, talk about a rambler.]

ok

[He just loved to listen to himself talk.]

Mmhmm.

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