Chris Hartley (
thechoiceisyours) wrote in
hadriel2016-05-14 01:51 am
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So uh... Hey everyone. Again.
[He could probably get a better opening line, but whatever. Moving on.]
I know like, a bunch of people just arrived so... Welcome, I guess. We're still working on the newbie's guide to waking up in a cave-city run by gods, but until then like, if you have any questions I can try and help? Also uh, it's probably safe at this point and we're just being paranoid, but you may want to avoid eating any meat products you find here. For reasons.
[MOVING ON.]
Also uh, sort of related, but I was thinking that maybe before next month we should really... Plan some way to help out? I mean, people just sort of show up and half the time there's monsters too, and... Maybe some sort of organized thing for helping the new people not get like, eaten or whatever would be a good idea.
[This is not exactly his area of expertise, so if other people want to take charge on this he's more than happy to let them, but otherwise he'll try and figure something out. It really seems like something important to get established.]
In uh, a rare moment of good news though, the whole coffee thing worked out. So if you want coffee there's some at Delight's bar now, though you'll have to like... Be kind of patient with me and the others being possibly terrible baristas. Still kind of getting the hang of the whole thing.
[But surely coffee itself is well worth any less-than-practiced customer service; they're at least pretty good at making coffee, including somewhat elaborate drinks, and as far as Chris is aware they're all trying. That's what counts, right?
Right?]
I think that's about it, except for that like... If anyone's curious, the handheld games from the arena this month are just normal games. I thought maybe they'd be some sort of weird alien-versions of them, but I guess not; I took one apart and it was all the expected stuff inside it.
That said I'm totally betting I can beat anyone's high scores.
[He could probably get a better opening line, but whatever. Moving on.]
I know like, a bunch of people just arrived so... Welcome, I guess. We're still working on the newbie's guide to waking up in a cave-city run by gods, but until then like, if you have any questions I can try and help? Also uh, it's probably safe at this point and we're just being paranoid, but you may want to avoid eating any meat products you find here. For reasons.
[MOVING ON.]
Also uh, sort of related, but I was thinking that maybe before next month we should really... Plan some way to help out? I mean, people just sort of show up and half the time there's monsters too, and... Maybe some sort of organized thing for helping the new people not get like, eaten or whatever would be a good idea.
[This is not exactly his area of expertise, so if other people want to take charge on this he's more than happy to let them, but otherwise he'll try and figure something out. It really seems like something important to get established.]
In uh, a rare moment of good news though, the whole coffee thing worked out. So if you want coffee there's some at Delight's bar now, though you'll have to like... Be kind of patient with me and the others being possibly terrible baristas. Still kind of getting the hang of the whole thing.
[But surely coffee itself is well worth any less-than-practiced customer service; they're at least pretty good at making coffee, including somewhat elaborate drinks, and as far as Chris is aware they're all trying. That's what counts, right?
Right?]
I think that's about it, except for that like... If anyone's curious, the handheld games from the arena this month are just normal games. I thought maybe they'd be some sort of weird alien-versions of them, but I guess not; I took one apart and it was all the expected stuff inside it.
That said I'm totally betting I can beat anyone's high scores.

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[ Just as before, he says it nonchalantly, like it's not a big deal. It isn't. The people here have accepted that these supposed gods brought them here, so he's not worrying so much about not identifying himself. In the grand scheme of things, it's just less important. ]
What sort of thing to people usually trade? What is it the gods want that they can't simply take for themselves?
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Wait, angel?
[He's half disbelieving and half curious, and the latter will win out soon enough.]
Usually it's just like... Extra, of whatever they're already wanting. So like, Delight basically just traded us coffee in return for us serving it to people and making them happy. So like, more power for her than she would've had otherwise, basically.
[And Delight is definitely the god he's least concerned about the consequences for powering up.[]
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[ And he is the most ridiculous, because he makes little wing gestures with his hands, and then puts them together as though in prayer, and rolls his eyes upward as though in sincere reverence, and it's all pretty freaking comical.
But then he's right back to soft, encouraging smiling. ]
You haven't considered that, perhaps, it might be unwise to have too much of a good thing? Gods, in my experience, are prone to fits of jealousy--they don't like to be... Um. Elbowed out.
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But okay, sure. Weirder things have happened, so he'll just... Accept this, at least for now.]
Okay. Well, um, sort of, but I guess it's just... Kind of worth it? Yeah, there might be some downside, but I'd rather give her extra power than give it to like, Rage or Fear. And I mean, I don't think either of them is like... Not doing something that they'd then do out of jealousy? They seem to just do whatever they want whenever they want and can.
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But he hums to himself, thoughtfully, and muses out loud. ] --And perhaps they'll learn from whatever mistakes they made last time.
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You mean like... Whatever happened to make Hope have to bring all of them but Fear back to life?
[Because he's been wondering about that.]
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[But he'll guess they're probably related.]
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