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Bruce Banner ([personal profile] zen_en_vert) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-05-15 10:14 pm

video: still not that kind of doctor

Tomorrow afternoon, we're hosting a class on the clinic on how to stabilize an injured person and then safely move the body, in an environment where the dead come back to life and where there's no serious expectation of sophisticated medical care.

It's going to be utilitarian and potentially grimly upsetting, but I suggest anyone with any kind of a stomach for it come to the clinic for noon. If you're conservative about touch, please bring a partner who you trust to manhandle you in body-lifting exercises. Of course you're welcome to opt out of that portion of the day, if need be.

Please bring donations of any medical supplies, if you can.

If you're new to Hadriel in the last couple of months, I'm Doctor Banner, I'm one of the clinic volunteers. I'm not technically a medical doctor, but since we lost Doctor Pierce, beggars can't be choosers. We've already covered wound care, risk of infection, and stitches and suturing. I'm happy to link you to that material, go over any of it in person, or continue stitching lessons for anyone who needs a refresher. If you'd like to see about volunteering in the clinic, please speak to me here, or get in contact with Kate- she's considerably more organized and better about the follow-through than I am.
inappropriatelaughter: you bet your ass im acting like a normal person (your;e damn right im calm.)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-05-17 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
No shit, huh?

[ Says the man with reasonably terrible judgment. ]

That's the first thing I thought when I saw that temple to fear, or whatever. Who would do that?
inappropriatelaughter: my nick name is "Mr Shut the Fuck Up" because i tell people to shut the fuck up not because i love shutting the fuck up (saying it again:)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-05-17 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Really dumb staring right here. ]

You—

[ PAUSE. ]

Fear's a real guy and you tried to punch him?
inappropriatelaughter: i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement (so long suckers!)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-05-18 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
An action doctor! How'd that work out?
inappropriatelaughter: but i know my friend "Jack fists" and he would like to come to knock the shit out of your teeth, (i may not know "jack shit")

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-05-18 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, he just kinda said 'okay, not a problem' and let it go?
inappropriatelaughter: i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement (pic#)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-05-18 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well that sounds way more familiar to him than it might to most people. ]

I know a couple of guys like that. You don't really look like the type, but I guess as far as I've seen, not looking like the type is the type. You normally just tell people that? Not that I'm critizing, just—that's the kind of shit that could get somebody run out of town.
inappropriatelaughter: i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement (pic#)

tfw you notice an immortalized typo ᕙ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ᕗ

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-05-18 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Twice in eight months ain't that bad. Long as you don't get stuck like that and nobody dies, could be worse, right?
inappropriatelaughter: you bet your ass im acting like a normal person (your;e damn right im calm.)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-05-18 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's rough. Remind me not to piss you off.