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Bruce Banner ([personal profile] zen_en_vert) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-05-15 10:14 pm

video: still not that kind of doctor

Tomorrow afternoon, we're hosting a class on the clinic on how to stabilize an injured person and then safely move the body, in an environment where the dead come back to life and where there's no serious expectation of sophisticated medical care.

It's going to be utilitarian and potentially grimly upsetting, but I suggest anyone with any kind of a stomach for it come to the clinic for noon. If you're conservative about touch, please bring a partner who you trust to manhandle you in body-lifting exercises. Of course you're welcome to opt out of that portion of the day, if need be.

Please bring donations of any medical supplies, if you can.

If you're new to Hadriel in the last couple of months, I'm Doctor Banner, I'm one of the clinic volunteers. I'm not technically a medical doctor, but since we lost Doctor Pierce, beggars can't be choosers. We've already covered wound care, risk of infection, and stitches and suturing. I'm happy to link you to that material, go over any of it in person, or continue stitching lessons for anyone who needs a refresher. If you'd like to see about volunteering in the clinic, please speak to me here, or get in contact with Kate- she's considerably more organized and better about the follow-through than I am.
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[personal profile] torrefied 2016-05-16 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of doctor are you, then?
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[personal profile] closerift 2016-05-16 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I think I ought to learn a few more skills in healing than I have, but you're a busy man. I wouldn't take any of your time for it.

[ ... ]

I will come to your lecture, though. It does sound like a good idea, considering.
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[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-05-16 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
"The dead come back to life?" What, like, all of them?
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[personal profile] torrefied 2016-05-16 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
That seems pretty far on the other side of science from medicine. What qualifies you to run a clinic?
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-05-16 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[One one hand, the warnings Bruce has added onto this announcement are a little concerning, but on the other... It was only a few weeks ago that this would've been very practical, and as usual for Chris pragmatism outweighs apprehension.]

I'll see if I can find anything useful to bring, but I'll be there either way.
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[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-05-16 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ He makes a noise somewhere between 'gross' and 'fantastic!!' ]

What's that cost? There's a catch, right?
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[personal profile] dedikated 2016-05-16 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Burn ointment would be great. [ not for the course. Just in general. The fireflies have caused a massive depletion in the stash.

Or coffee u kno ]
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[personal profile] dedikated 2016-05-16 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's just going to sit out of shot and watch this post, k ]

That's my job. [ Someone has to keep this place running in the face of constant insanity. ]
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-05-16 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
[It's probably a good idea to make peace with the med staff, so...]

i can serve coffee

i just want to watch, though. your lesson, i mean. gotta staff the coffee cart and all of that
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[personal profile] dedikated 2016-05-16 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her nose crinkles at that. Really, Kate rarely takes the time to appreciate how much easier - comparatively - having magical healers was. Someone who could simply roll up their sleeves and focus until the injury looked like it never existed in the first place.

Even with their limitations, such as stamina and the general rarity of healing powers, worrying about serious, human surgery was something she hadn't needed to do back home. No crisis had ever been big enough to warrant it.

(And, in general, the place was far, far better stocked than the dregs that litter the Clinic.) ]


Do we even have enough morphine for that? [ There's an almost bitter laugh in the way she asks that.

But- hm. Didn't people ask Delight to stock the bar with coffee? Could they demand more from the gods as well? ]
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-16 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What, you mean volunteer to heal the dying and help conserve medical supplies for when they're really needed?





Nope.
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Sometimes it's simply better to let nature take its course. The maggots of some species of fly provide some protection against infection, as well as cleaning the wound. I could show you which ones to look for.
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[personal profile] dedikated 2016-05-16 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If she was the type to do hysterical, despairing fits of laughter, that would have driven her to it. Instead, Kate presses her forehead against her knees and lets out a long breath. ]

Hate to say it - [ And she does, because she despairs at the thought of asking the assholes who brought them here for anything ] - but maybe we need to bug the gods. Mean, they're providing coffee. [ Which is very important to her life but not nearly as important as proper resources. ] Equipment might be worth a shot.
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-05-16 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He musters a soft smile, which reaches his eyes, missing any kind of dismissal in that statement completely. Or perhaps just overlooking it. ]

And debridement. You know, for creatures who are so very open minded about most things, you're immensely fussy when it comes to God's creatures. You'd think there was something wrong with a little wiggling-- [ He wiggles his index finger in front of him. ] --when really they're far more effective than any doctor at keeping wounds clean.

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