hadriel | t h r e e . ( TEXT ) . fire in the hole when you touch me down there

[ Hadriel, now with double the sex posts for half the price! Kate has spent far too many hours in the clinic muttering to herself about how she can't believe she has to go over this shit with you all. Probably going to end up creating some sort of super-STD with this shit JESUS. ]

A Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) or Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) is an infection passed on during sexual intercourse. Left untreated they can result in serious health problems or death. They can be prevented by not having sex, or by using protection such as condoms.

I'm in the process of writing a leaflet with information on the practice of safe sex, which will be available in the clinic next week. To make sure no one is in for a nasty surprise, any information about STIs from your home would be beneficial.

Attached: STI_list_prev.doc

[ In the meanwhile, she's going to be at the clinic compiling more notes and muttering under her breath about how clueless people are. ]

[[ note: i have movers coming tomorrow. Shit might get langsam. ]]

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W HY Y YY

is evrY11?????

TAL LKING ABOUT THIS Ss?????????

[ because the sexual education level of people here is worse than a southern us state. ]

We've got nothing else to talk about.

Also no one wants superherpes in this place.

diD D s OMEONE GET antsyyyyyy with the snausageS? ???

[ she stares at that text for a good five minutes going 'what' before answering. ]

I fucking hope not.

thenN W HY THE KERBUB????

[Look, is there a Lust god he needs to know about.]

Cause someone will. Probably.

[ no just a bunch of thirsty ass children. ]

wh OOdidt his????

raGE????????

Don't think rage cares about our sex lives that much.

... Unless someone's into hatesex.

so uNDS FISHy

theN WHO???????

Bored people? [ if nothing else, she's definitely stuck herself with all the busywork by posting this.

Excellent. ]

bORE D OM IS A GOD??? ????

Probably. [ it genuinely wouldn't surprise her. ]

whereEHWERE WHERE?????

I'LL DA NGLE HIS TihighS OVE R his STERN UM!!! !! !!l

I have no idea. If i find out you'll know. [ but i mean go see the others and do that it will entertain her. ]

goOOOD!! !!!

- boredom
- sexual frustration
- boredom again
- even more boredom

[she's actually never thought about this but she SURE is now. Is Krieg even sexual? Is he capable of being interested at all, even????]

its like those fancy retirement homes on the edens. they have nothing better to do so all they do is talk about is wrinkly old people sex.

[That is a super complicated question that Krieg probably doesn't have the mental capacity to answer in any intelligible capacity]

bUT TEHRE IS SO MUCH1!!!!! DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO DO!!!

Exactly!! when youre rich and elderly all you do is talk about sex and money, and then you die.

[it's ok Krieg: in the enlightened Borderlands spacefuture, Lilith likely wouldn't judge too much whatever the answer was.]

since theres no currency here and no echonetwork apart from talking amongst ourselves i think we have less to talk about. [Unless, of course, people are actively dying-- but that probably goes without saying.]

s O

ki LL EN MASSE OR E AT SOME ASS?????????

actually
yes. exactly.

h MMMM Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

GOOD!!!!!!! !!!

[this is why krieg is her favorite.]

Id like to go back to killing stuff myself im glad we're on the same page here.

mUCH OBLIGED

:D

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text; you and krieg are a gift

text; forgive me i have sinned