t h r e e . ( TEXT ) . fire in the hole when you touch me down there

[dedikated]

[ Hadriel, now with double the sex posts for half the price! Kate has spent far too many hours in the clinic muttering to herself about how she can't believe she has to go over this shit with you all. Probably going to end up creating some sort of super-STD with this shit JESUS. ]

A Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) or Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) is an infection passed on during sexual intercourse. Left untreated they can result in serious health problems or death. They can be prevented by not having sex, or by using protection such as condoms.

I'm in the process of writing a leaflet with information on the practice of safe sex, which will be available in the clinic next week. To make sure no one is in for a nasty surprise, any information about STIs from your home would be beneficial.

Attached: STI_list_prev.doc

[ In the meanwhile, she's going to be at the clinic compiling more notes and muttering under her breath about how clueless people are. ]

[[ note: i have movers coming tomorrow. Shit might get langsam. ]]

Comments

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[dedikated]

It'd be nice if this was all some sort of hysterical hallucination tbh.

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[firstorders]

Wouldn't that be nice? Unfortunately, I fear that is little more than wishful thinking on our parts.

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[dedikated]

It's more 'know' than 'fear', isn't it?

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[firstorders]

True but if I keep assuring myself that this is all just some long coma-induced nightmare and that I will come awake back in my berth or in medical then maybe it'll keep my morale up.

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[dedikated]

[ Whatever works for you, dude. ]

You're in a coma?

... Were in a coma? [ What is the right tense there? ]

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[firstorders]

What? No, of course not. I was simply using it to illustrate my point of how much TIME I have been trapped in this dreadful place. I've never had a single nightmare where it stretched out over the course of a month so this is obviously not some horrible, drawn out nightmare.

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[dedikated]

Just asking. People come here from all sorts of weird situations.

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[firstorders]

Yes, I understand. And I supposed technically, if I were in a coma, I probably wouldn't be aware of it. Though I certainly don't recall anything truly untoward happening to me before I became here.

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[dedikated]

Same. [ which, considering the points in her life that she could have been taken from? Is the nicest thing this dump has ever done. ] Hope this wasn't someone's idea of spicing up my day.

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[firstorders]

Kriff, I hope not. This is officially the worst leave I've ever taken.

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[dedikated]

[ she takes a moment to think about her other work holidays. Does that whole absconding from the country before getting arrested for destroying half a city count as a holiday? ] Could have at least given us a gym.