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Amos M. Kamiya ([personal profile] amos_moses) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-06-04 12:55 am

Two | Video | Earworm

[The video opens to view Amos perched on top of a mostly-crumbled building. He’s grinning widely, but it’s the kind of guilty grin that suggests while he finds this funny, he knows other people won’t be happy. There are several jabberjays around him, pecking at crumbs he’s scattered around on the rooftop.]

Ya’ll, I am so, so sorry. I really wasn’t thinking.

[See Amos has this bad habit of trying to teach all animals he comes across tricks, as one does with treats and too much time on one’s hands. Little things, like teaching a parrot to wolf-whistle, a dog to shake paws, a squirrel to bow...all in return for food. He’s slightly more successful at it than your average trainer, simply because he can explain the desired nonsense behavior.]

[As for the jabberjays, only two actually like him, so he’s been playing with them and teaching them small things, different phrases in different languages, a Latin prayer or two, and the occasional children’s song.]

[This was probably not the song to teach them, in retrospect.]

[Amos points at the nearest bird, and it happily starts singing in a lovely woman’s voice:

This is the song that never ends…!
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was!
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because…!


[The rest of the birds take up the chorus, in the different voices of the inhabitants of Hadriel, and Amos doubles over with laughter. People are going to kill him for this but Lord help him it’s hilarious. This is what he gets for having watched that singalong puppet show with the farm animals as a child….]

NOTE: Most of the birds will only repeat this once or twice, but the two that hang around Amos will repeat it back if you sing or hum it or offer them breadcrumbs.
torrefied: (i remember when we were gambling to win)

permavoice.

[personal profile] torrefied 2016-06-04 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Gooood grief, this place is such bullshit.]

I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain and you'll now need to be euthanized.
unfollowing: (are you kidding me)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-06-04 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
SERIOUSLY???

omg. fuck you
quaerit: sᴄᴏᴜᴛsɪxᴛᴇᴇɴ.ᴄᴏᴍ. (s q u i n t)

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[personal profile] quaerit 2016-06-04 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ You know, he was coming to this post as soon as he saw Amos' name, filled with intent to break the awkwardness after that dream they shared...

But then you Ronan Lynched all over this. So.

Amiably.
]

What fresh hell is this, Amos? You've taught the mockingbirds how to internet meme?
hotspurred: (begone)

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[personal profile] hotspurred 2016-06-04 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
You have none to blame but yourself should your birds be killed.
thechoiceisyours: (★ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙᴜɪʟᴅɪɴɢ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴇᴍɴᴇᴅ)

[Video]

[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-06-04 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Kill me.

[It's said with as much flatly dramatic flair as possible, clearly not serious and made even worse by that he's having trouble keeping a straight face. He's not a huge fan of the jabberjays, but he can appreciate really terrible but hilarious ideas.]
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-06-04 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Amos.
circumitus: You're not even wearing it. (lemme borrow that top)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2016-06-04 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Why?
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-06-04 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maketh sighs.] I see you've been having fun.
unfollowing: (it was just a prank)

[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-06-04 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
that's a pretty big oversight!

fucking idiot
circumitus: If you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you. (fuck it)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2016-06-04 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you just "forget" that sort of thing? And of all the songs you could've taught them...

[Snort.]

Suppose it's better than It's A Small World.
torrefied: (there's a pattern in the system)

[personal profile] torrefied 2016-06-04 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Because only someone with a thoroughly diseased brain would do something like this.

[Obviously.]
mismanagement: (015)

[Video]

[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-06-05 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Try not to encourage them further. I fear you're the only one who finds them charming.

[Maketh would rather shoot the beasts and be done with it, but that would be crude now that Amos has made friends with them.]
quaerit: sᴄᴏᴜᴛsɪxᴛᴇᴇɴ.ᴄᴏᴍ. (pic#9710600)

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[personal profile] quaerit 2016-06-05 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's close enough. They won't keep this up for long, will they?

[ He prefers his birdsong to be more birdlike. And less songful. ]

Oh, I'm all right. Somewhat glad my insomnia is back in force. Never thought I'd say that.
notjustinthemirror: (Default)

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[personal profile] notjustinthemirror 2016-06-05 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh good, I was waiting for someone to make those things even more annoying.
thechoiceisyours: (❄ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ sɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ)

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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-06-06 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He actually laughs a bit at that ridiculous display, because that was just beautiful.]

Well, dead now apparently, but otherwise you know. Not actually dead, so could be worse.

[Morbid humor.]

How about you?

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