第4: [text] lost in translation

[unfollowing]

((OOC: Collected misfires etc sent from Emily's phone to just about everyone. They will all be in the comments to this entry.

UD house and anyone around Emily at the time when a totemo kawaii text gets sent will hear angry swearing.

PM (unfollowing) or PP (punnyinpink) me if you want a text from Emily during the event, regardless of whether or not your character has CR with her. What better way to meet Em than through Rage's fuckery?? 8D))

Comments

Sam - 7/13

[unfollowing]

ねぇ、ヘラジカさん、また会う日に、キスしようね〜！

〜リリン
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

oh sweet jesus.

[hollowly]

( wh ... at ... the actual hell.

he's just going to stare at his phone for a second.

because he might be fluent in a couple of languages, but japanese IS NOT one of them.

what he intends to send: something along the lines of you do know i can't read that, right?

what goes through: )

Ego potest non legitur.

( complete with google-translate-level bad grammar, probably.

enjoy latin. )

it has only gotten worse

[unfollowing]

[Yeah no this is so not going well.]

i can't read that にゃん

FUCK THIS にゃん

not using this shit anymore にゃん

i am laughing so hard

[hollowly]

Est aliquid graviter iniuriam.

( oh my god why is this happening. )

But you still are.

( holy shit that worked at least?? )

Qué significa eso?

( DAMN IT. )

best event

[unfollowing]

本当にわからないの

どうしよう！

[Someone please help her.]

absoLUTE BEST ... also literally the face he is making rn lmfao aslkh

[hollowly]

( someone help them both tbh. )

Sciebam me intenderent persolvi Gaius temptantem magis quam Latine docere.

Haec spes est.

( this is so BROKEN. )

[unfollowing]

[Emily knows exactly zero Latin and you know what. That's fine.]

/ᐠ・ᆽ・ᐟ \

[.....what. the fuck.]

[hollowly]

Well at least I know that's a cat.

( why do the most unimportant things actually go through. )

[unfollowing]

yeah にゃん

fuck this にゃん

[hollowly]

What's that bit that follows everything you say?

( you should have known that was coming ... )

[unfollowing]

it's にゃん

like the sound a cat makes

にゃ〜ん！(⌒▽⌒)

kill me

[hollowly]

( be very glad you can't see his face right now, em.

he might be on the verge of almost-hysterical laughter. )

I don't think that's going to help you any.

Think of it this way: worse things could come through than the sound a cat makes.

[unfollowing]

(ノ_＜)