第4: [text] lost in translation

[unfollowing]

((OOC: Collected misfires etc sent from Emily's phone to just about everyone. They will all be in the comments to this entry.

UD house and anyone around Emily at the time when a totemo kawaii text gets sent will hear angry swearing.

PM (unfollowing) or PP (punnyinpink) me if you want a text from Emily during the event, regardless of whether or not your character has CR with her. What better way to meet Em than through Rage's fuckery?? 8D))

Comments

7/12 - Josh

[unfollowing]

[Intended message: none because Emily's not about to ask him how his sister is when Emily is a huge part of the reason Hannah is even here.]

[Actual: see below.]

ジョーシ先輩はイケ面だわ〜！とってもかっこいいにゃ〜ん！（＾ω＾）一緒に遊びに行かないの？

またね！(笑)

〜リリン
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

[pighead]

oh man em i think your phone glitched

like real bad

7/12 - Arya

[unfollowing]

[Intended message: do you know how to sew a hood for a hoodie?

Actual: see below.]

ねぇ、ありやちゃん、一緒にドレスを作って、踊りに行こうよ！ねぇ？ねぇ〜？ありやちゃん可愛いわよ！ドレスを着たら、もっと可愛くなるはずだわ〜！

〜リリン
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

Re: 7/12 - Arya

[whichend]

Is that supposed to be a kawaii?

7/12 - Shadow

[unfollowing]

[Intended message: jacket update: working on the sleeves

Actual: see below.]

影君、影君、カ～ゲ～ク～ン！

影君は可愛いだとおもっているか～？

またねにゃん！！

〜リリン
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

7/12 - Ai

[unfollowing]

[Intended message: this monk guy taught me how to make a bag!

Actual: see below.]

愛さんは愛の力があるかしら...

答えてくれてね！

〜リリン
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

[outermirrors]

YThat's uh... cute?

Kate - 7/13

[unfollowing]

ケイトのバカ (♯｀∧´) ダメなことをするのをやめてよね！

〜リリン

text;

[dedikated]

[ w h y. the fuck. ]

??? [ Yeah that'll do she is not risking sudden Danish. ]

Sam - 7/13

[unfollowing]

ねぇ、ヘラジカさん、また会う日に、キスしようね〜！

〜リリン
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

oh sweet jesus.

[hollowly]

( wh ... at ... the actual hell.

he's just going to stare at his phone for a second.

because he might be fluent in a couple of languages, but japanese IS NOT one of them.

what he intends to send: something along the lines of you do know i can't read that, right?

what goes through: )

Ego potest non legitur.

( complete with google-translate-level bad grammar, probably.

enjoy latin. )

7/13 - Dr. Gottlieb

[unfollowing]

ゴートリエブ先生、

宿題を説明して下さってありがとうございます。明日お出しします。

off-network action w/ unowho

[verinumeri]

[ Hermann squints, utterly bewildered, for a full sixty-eight seconds.

Shockingly, the only character he recognizes is for 'doctor'. He yields. ]

Newton, what does this say?

[verinumeri]

[ Whatever Newton typed, this abomination is what she receives: ]

fr4u 3m1ly,

513 h4b3n 35 n1ch7 63br4uch7. 4u563z31chn373 4rb317. 1ch w3rd3 31n3 w3173r3 zuw315un6 4m m0r63n h4b3n. 35 50ll73 un73rh4l754m 531n.


[ Indeed: German leetspeak that would translate to, 'Miss Emily,

You hardly needed it. Excellent work. I'll have an additional assignment in the morning. It should be entertaining.' ]

7/14 - Maketh

[unfollowing]

マケママ、神々は怖いよ！ 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。 助けて下さいわねぇ！

["Maketh-mama, the gods are scary! Help me!"]

[mismanagement]

[This is what Maketh intends to send;]

I'm sorry? I don't understand.

[What you get instead is two pages worth of foaming at the mouth Imperial propaganda. Enjoy!]

7/14 - Glacius

[unfollowing]

グレイグレイちゃん、一番可愛いわよ！

〜リリン
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

[glacius]

I think your phone might be broken.

[Is what Glacius actually does say... but all the glitchiness of the networks means that Emily is going to hear it not in common, but in the alien's native tongue, which is comprised of a complex system of clicks, chirps, and other assorted vocalizations!]

7/14 - Nick Rivenna

[unfollowing]

（ ｉ _ ｉ ）どうしておまえは意地悪いか。(♯｀∧´)

voice.

[bekommen]

[Jesus Christ, why this.]

What the fuck is this bullshit supposed to be?

[And why are you even messaging her anyway.]

7/14 - Souji

[unfollowing]

あぁ、転校生かっこいいにゃ〜！

☆〜（ゝ。∂）

text. pretend it's in the right characters.

[truthvalue]

[Well ... this is unexpected. But it's kind of nice? Even if it's a little confusing. No sense in being rude, though. Souji types back a reply.]

Nice to meet you. My name is Souji Seta. Please be nice to me.

7/14 - Rey

[unfollowing]

[At this point, the glitch has taken to sending weird misfires if Emily so much as looks at her phone, so there is no intention to anything anymore, just trolling, courtesy of Rage.]

ヾ（〃＾∇＾）ﾉ♪

頭　肩　膝　足
膝　足！

ヾ（〃＾∇＾）ﾉ♪

[Which is literally "head, shoulders, knees, and toes" in Japanese.]

[circumitus]

ლ(=ↀДↀ=)ლ

это пиздец

7/14 - Hannah

[unfollowing]

愛と性後のセーラー服美少女戦士セーラームーン！

月に代わって、おしおきよ！

[It's a pretty familiar little speech, really...]

text;

[wendigoner]

[ Hannah is pretty sure that this is Japanese, but it still has her squinting. ]

Emily?
Translation?