text | lost in translation (misfire)

[64th]

[ late in the evening, the entire network is graced with this bit of pure poetry: ]

HEY ;) ARE YOU UP
WANNA GET WEIRD?

[ caps lock is stuck on. it is apparently not cruise control for cool. also attached is this pic. please enjoy Cash's latest most embarrassing moment. ]

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[thechoiceisyours]

TOTALLY

PEOPLE TAKE ONE LOOK AT ME AND GO YEAH, THAT LOOKS LIKE A PERSON WHO CAN ADVISE ME ON MY LOVE LIFE

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[64th]

THERE AREN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE HERE

HOW BADLY COULD YOU FUCK IT UP?

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[thechoiceisyours]

HEY I'VE SEEN MATCHMAKING GO PRETTY WRONG AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

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[64th]

ARE YOU SPEAKING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE

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[thechoiceisyours]

YOU COULD SAY THAT

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[64th]

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME

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[thechoiceisyours]

SORRY BUT I'M SO NOT GOING INTO IT; YOU'LL JUST HAVE OT IMAGINE.

TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS, IT WASN'T BAD BECAUSE IT DIDN'T WORK BUT A TOTALLY DIFFERENT REASON.

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[64th]

I'M GOING TO ASK EMILY

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[thechoiceisyours]

THAT WON'T ACCOMPLISH MUCH BUT MAKING HER UNCOMFORTABLE

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[64th]

SOUNDS LIKE WHAT YOU'D SAY IF YOU WERE TRYING TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING DETAILS FROM HER

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[thechoiceisyours]

OR WHAT I'D SAY IF IT'S THE TRUTH

BUT I MEAN SHE'S NOT GOING TO TELL YOU SO IT'S YOUR FUNERAL IF YOU ASK; NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME

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[64th]

I'M NOT SCARED OF HER


OK SO I'M A LITTLE INTIMIDATED BY HER

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[thechoiceisyours]

TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE