text | lost in translation (misfire)

[64th]

[ late in the evening, the entire network is graced with this bit of pure poetry: ]

HEY ;) ARE YOU UP
WANNA GET WEIRD?

[ caps lock is stuck on. it is apparently not cruise control for cool. also attached is this pic. please enjoy Cash's latest most embarrassing moment. ]

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[kickingand]

[ oh HO this is the greATEST.... or most ridiculous, he's not sure. ]

How weird're we talkin'?

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[64th]

[ she's trying to sound really cool about this but it's not working so well. ]

Not weird enough that I meant to ask everyone. [ she's gonna try and laugh this one off. ] For the record I did not add all that stuff to my picture.

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[kickingand]

That's a kind of weird nobody around here wants. [ That's probably not even true, who knows with all ya'll kinky bastards. ]

You sure? It's a good look for you.

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[64th]

You think so? Is it the flying hearts that really say "join me for my orgy?"

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[kickingand]

Oh, they're sayin' something, that's for sure.

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[thechoiceisyours]

I WISH I COULD SAY THIS WAS THE WEIRDEST PICKUP LINE I'VE EVER HEARD

[But unfortunately it's not. Also his phone is working fine but no one has to know that.]

[text]

[64th]

IT IS OUT OF CONTEXT

[ no, it's not. ]

WHATS THE WEIRDEST PICKUP LINE YOUVE HEARD?

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

I'VE HEARD AND SEEN A WHOLE LOT OF THEM ONLINE THAT ARE AWFUL BUT I THINK THE WORST I HEARD IN PERSON WAS:

"I WISH I COULD SEW MYSELF TO YOU"

LIKE WTF

[Frat parties, man.]

[text]

[64th]

HAHAHA GROSS
THE WEIRDEST I GOT WAS "I'D LIKE TO SEE IF YOURE AS SOFT AND WARM AS YOUR NAME"

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

WOW THAT'S NOT JUST TERRIBLE BUT ALSO SUPER CREEPY BECAUSE OF THE PERSONALIZATION

[beanstalk]

Let's go with

No

[64th]

RUDE

[beanstalk]

Hardly

[64th]

I WASN'T ASKING YOU ANYWAY

IT WAS FOR SOMEONE ELSE

[beanstalk]

Good job messing that one up

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[pighead]

hell yeah

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[64th]

I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THIS TO EVERYONE :(

INSTEAD OF JUST YOU

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[pighead]

i guess everyone can come

it might get too weird though

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[64th]

I DON'T THINK THEY WERE INTERESTED EXCEPT FOR MAKING FUN OF ME

TWO IS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF WEIRD

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[pighead]

man thats harsh if only they knew

never make fun of someone for getting weird

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[skelebro]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE WORK.

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[64th]

WELL I WASN'T INVITING YOU

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[skelebro]

PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.
I'M FLATTERED, BUT I THINK I LACK THE REQUISITE, UM...PARTS.

[That is super vague. Try again, Sans.]

I'M A SKELETON.

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[64th]

??????

HOW ARE YOU NOT A PERSON?

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[skelebro]

[He switches to video. Sick of typing in Papyrus font anyway.]

I wouldn't say that.