text | lost in translation (misfire)

[64th]

[ late in the evening, the entire network is graced with this bit of pure poetry: ]

HEY ;) ARE YOU UP
WANNA GET WEIRD?

[ caps lock is stuck on. it is apparently not cruise control for cool. also attached is this pic. please enjoy Cash's latest most embarrassing moment. ]

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[pighead]

man thats harsh if only they knew

never make fun of someone for getting weird

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[64th]

The all caps is cramping my style. Nothing is sexy in caps. Still - I think they're jealous.

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[pighead]

Yeah, I kinda like the emojis but it's weird having them just pop up by themselves.

But hey, who wouldn't be jealous?

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[64th]

I guess you won't be able to lie about how you're feeling for a while. At least not in text.

No one I want to talk to, anyway. Come over and feel smug with me.

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[pighead]

No big deal, I never lie about how I'm feeling.

[Obviously a lie.]

That sounds like a good way to spend a few hours. I've got some tequila somewhere, want me to bring it?

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[64th]

[ lying about feelings is basically a hobby. it's fine. ]

Absolutely. I found a fruit that's kind of like a lime, so we'd better put that to good use. It's the right thing to do.

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[pighead]

Oh hell yes. We've gotta test it out. For the good of the city, you know?

I'll bring some salt too.

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[64th]

Anybody ever tell you how smart you are?

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[pighead]

People should really say it more often.

I'll be over soon.

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[64th]

I hope you hurry cause I'll get bored and start in on it by myself and then I'll be all trouble. I might even post something again. [ and roll the dice on looking like a jackass? no she won't. ]

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[pighead]

Now that I wanna see. Not enough drunk dials in this place, if you ask me.

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[64th]

I need some expert advice first. Maybe you can show me?

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[pighead]

I think I could handle that.