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[64th]

[ late in the evening, the entire network is graced with this bit of pure poetry: ]

HEY ;) ARE YOU UP
WANNA GET WEIRD?

[ caps lock is stuck on. it is apparently not cruise control for cool. also attached is this pic. please enjoy Cash's latest most embarrassing moment. ]

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[64th]

[ she frowns. ]

Are you making fun of me?

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[skelebro]

Me? Never.

[He's still smiling. But to his credit, he never stops smiling.]

I'm just sayin', I get a lotta people who've never met monsters before, or only got bad ideas about what monsters should be. But look at me. I'm changin' minds left and right.

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[64th]

Okay, humor me. Tell me good things about monsters.

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[skelebro]

We got a great sense of humor. Best jokes you could ask for. And you'll never taste better food than monster food.

[The instant restorative properties don't hurt either.]

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[64th]

Monster food? [ tell her more. ] You guys aren't sandwich people?

[ WHO HAS JOKES NOW? ]

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[skelebro]

Yeah, s'made of pure magic. Converts instantly to energy once you eat it. Don't have to deal with all that muss and fuss of...what's it you guys do? Digestion?

[Yeesh. Sounds like a real sluggish, messy deal. And humans have a whole room dedicated to just that. Granted, monsters have bathrooms too, but those are exactly what they say they are. Bathrooms. As in, rooms with baths in them, maybe a shower if you're getting fancy. Anything more than that would just be misleading.]

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[64th]

What's wrong with digestion? It converts food to energy. Maybe not instantly but better than the alternative.

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[skelebro]

Yeah, but then you've got stuff comin' out the other end. Who wants to deal with that?

[He's a skeleton. Where's all that stuff even gonna go? Sounds like way too much of a hassle.]