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[ late in the evening, the entire network is graced with this bit of pure poetry: ]
HEY ;) ARE YOU UP
WANNA GET WEIRD?
[ caps lock is stuck on. it is apparently not cruise control for cool. also attached is this pic. please enjoy Cash's latest most embarrassing moment. ]
HEY ;) ARE YOU UP
WANNA GET WEIRD?
[ caps lock is stuck on. it is apparently not cruise control for cool. also attached is this pic. please enjoy Cash's latest most embarrassing moment. ]

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it might get too weird though
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TWO IS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF WEIRD
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never make fun of someone for getting weird
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But hey, who wouldn't be jealous?
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No one I want to talk to, anyway. Come over and feel smug with me.
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[Obviously a lie.]
That sounds like a good way to spend a few hours. I've got some tequila somewhere, want me to bring it?
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Absolutely. I found a fruit that's kind of like a lime, so we'd better put that to good use. It's the right thing to do.
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I'll bring some salt too.
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I'll be over soon.
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