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Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] retiredfromhell) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-07-15 01:41 pm

text & later audio

[ Back home Lucifer didn't even own a cell phone. For all that he was on top of all things cultural and even technological he shunned the culture of cell phones and as such he didn't bother.

Here in Hadriel he'd had one of the infernal devices foisted off on him but, aside from some trolling of his own across the network he'd never bothered with initiating a communication.

Apparently that made him a prime trolling target. Because at some point during these misfire days, a text got blasted across the network, originating from the device of one Lucifer Morningstar. ]


I'd like to purchase your soul, what do you feel is a fair market value?

[ At some point after the text went out, whether due to Lucifer noticing it himself or (more likely) as a result of someone telling him where to shove 'his' offer, the Lord of Hell's dulcet tones came across the network.

By dulcet we mean richly accented but managing to sound an odd combination of resigned and childish at the same time. ]


For the LAST time. I DO NOT buy souls! That's not how Hell works. It's like the damn goats, when I figure out where the rumor started I swear I'm going ...

[ Sorry Hadriel, the audio cuts out before he can share his plans with you. ]
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text;

[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-16 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have a soul. I wasn't aware you horsetraded for them, either.
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-16 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
You are the one who begun this conversation, Lucifer. I find it unsettling that you're asking anyone for their souls.
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-16 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
How should I know what you're texting habits are?

Still, it wouldn't be the worst solution to our problem. With souls, it might be possible to power a way back through he multiverse door. But neither you nor I are worthy to attempt it.
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-17 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
I've considered and dismissed a variety of possible options. For others, I'm missing ingredients. I can't attempt to open my own door between universes without a cat's skull and an act of God, and both are sorely lacking here.

I am prepared to wait this place out, and so should you be. We are eternal, brother.

What is it that you must get back to?
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-17 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
His lessons do not always makes sense to us, when they are thrust upon us.

[ Castiel knows that had he spoken those words they would have been filled with clearly defined resentment and sadness even so. Texted, they lack all of that nuance and it becomes merely instructive. ]

Perhaps patience is the lesson here. Perhaps it is that not all things are under your control.
Edited 2016-07-17 16:04 (UTC)
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-17 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He can hear the tone, but in some ways he's fearless, just a tiny hint of the Castiel reforming who had faced down his own Lucifer from inside a ring of fire. And this one is much less scary. ]

I cannot claim to know our Father's motivation. He does not speak to me. But He has punished me before. He brought me back thrice over so that I could see what my choices inflicted upon His Creation.

I don't feel His hand in this, but I know what I am, and there are few things which can molest an angel without His influence.

As much as you dislike it, I'm not wrong, am I? Our wrongs remain unrectified, and our souls won't be exhumed.

[ The last part is sung but a little distorted because it's been added to the audio by his device afterwards. ]

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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-18 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You would know better than I.

[ But he's certain that they're standing on the same ground, as far as God's intentions, or lack of them, may be. His tone is softer as a result. ]

I'm sorry that you've been taken away from your duty, Lucifer. I understand it must be...disappointing. To finally accept your responsibilities and be prevented from delivering yourself to them.

Nowhere Man, don't worry. Take your time, don't hurry. Leave it all till somebody else lends you a hand.
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-18 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The detective?

[ This is almost a civil conversation, and Cas is so immensely proud of him. Sort of. It's odd, and new, and Castiel's care in responding to it mirrors Lucifer's tone. He's taking the whole thing very seriously. ]

You're right, it doesn't make sense. You really... You really made that kind of gesture for the sake of a mortal? Bargained with Him?

A look from you and I would fall from grace, and that would wipe the smile right from my face.
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-20 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
She's a mystery, an enigma. It excites you.

[ Castiel wasn't dumb, he knew the way that Lucifer worked. Immune could either mean something terrible for this woman, or something exciting for Lucifer, and he was relieved to hear that it was the latter.

Relieved, for some woman that he had never met.
]

She makes you mortal? I didn't think that would be the kind of puzzle that you found pleasure in.
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-27 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Or perhaps simply a different rule, for a new plan.

[ He shifted, very slightly. In some ways the idea of something like that made him uncomfortable, but in others... Being human, or at least experiencing the world the way they did, seemed like it would be exciting.

Then again Lucifer sees it that way? That's odd. It's different. He can only imaging his own version of the archangel sulking about it pretty much the entire time. There would be no pleasure to be found there.
]

You really aren't what I expected you to be.
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-29 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely never.

[ Hah. Proven himself worthy? That would be an unusual thing to hear from an archangel. Castiel has rarely been worthy of anything but contempt from his older brothers, or his equal siblings. Even the lesser angels, for he is himself a seraph now, have never truly embraced him, and Cas is sure that after everything with the Leviathan, they must have even less respect for him now than they'd ever had.

As for the archangels? He'd attacked Michael, conspired against Lucifer, and murdered Raphael; the only elder brother who had showed him any kind of mercy, Gabriel, had none the less shaken him up like a soda can in a washing machine on an airplane hitting a hurricane. They'd killed him, twice, and something - their Father - had brought him back, twice. But He hadn't renewed Gabriel, or Raphael, or freed Michael; it was almost as if His plan, if that was what it was, had been pointed to wipe out all his first born--and if His task was to decommission Heaven itself in the wake of the failed Apocalypse, then Castiel had done a good job of hurrying that along.

Angels did not do well with free will. They did not do well with self determination. It would be a comedy of errors, if not for the loss of life, the grave and incoherent mercilessness of angelic annihilation, that made it anything but comedic.

"Dad and His plans". Castiel could empathize with that.
]

You've embraced the human world to prove yourself the opposite of what they say you are? [ It made sense, and it warmed something in him. This Lucifer wasn't the great destroyer, the marked Beast--he was nothing but a rebel, in this case rebelling against the image projected of him, the blame lauded upon him; not an act of redemption, but a soft, passive aggressive tantrum against the injustice of it all. ] Do you... [ A pause. It's a little cocky. ] Have you found, then, that you like them? Humanity?
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-30 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, of course. Be it for one who had been assigned a box not to want to be cornered into another. [ He narrowed his eyes minutely, but it was more in self consideration. ] You surprise me because you are not the Lucifer I was born to fight. He was everything I expected him to be, everything I was told that he was, and you are...you are nothing at all like him.

He would fit in the box.

[ He turned his narrowed, squinting frown upward again, to look at the video. ]

The good far outweighs the bad. I have seen humans give up their lives to keep the world turning, and while I agree that they are exceptional, sympathetic qualities exist in many of their kin. True evil, in my experience, is the domain of all which once was human, not all that is.
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[personal profile] strangelic 2016-07-30 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh you sneaky devil, you.

There's something in Lucifer's expression that influences Castiel into accepting the change of subject, even though it comes back to the Winchesters, to humanity. It's not directly about them, per se, but there's room for it to turn that way. They are, after all, the members of the species that he's closest in contact with.

He hums softly.
]

I watched them grow. Right from the beginning, I was there when they coalesced. When they grew their first eyes, and their first legs. I could only marvel at our Father's plan for them. How could they do all the things he promised that they would?

[ He paused, thoughtful. ]

You're right. I do admire them. They are such...such bright, clever little specks. We were supposed to guide them, and protect them, but who was protecting them from us?