hadriel | oo3

Hey guys!

[Comes Rhys' familiar voice, annoying as ever as the camera flips on. He's sitting in his disheveled bedroom, clearly a little sleep deprived, but accomplished and seemingly triumphant all the same.]

I wanted to wait until I was sure that there's nothing bad going on before releasing my next game. Are you guys ready for it? It's Mrs. Pac-Man, and it took me forever because- well, funny story actually, it's really easy to code the ghosts to take the shortest route to get to you and kill you, but it's kind of harder to program in other difficulty levels where it's not super tough, and so I was looking into it and developed this nifty algorithm for the easy and medium difficulties, and-

[...and he's getting ahead of himself and saying shit that nobody cares about. At least everyone totally has time to listen because nothing bad is going on!]

-well, anyway, it's a really cool game about a badass lady sphere. You can all download and play it, but uh, I'm gonna need at least five of you to give it a shot.

Have at it!

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Wasn't aware that we were taking sides now.

Oh yeah, it's definitely almost everyone against me. That part really sucks, anyway.

Yes, well. Can't really blame them, either. Your timing could be better.

That isn't to say that panicking and freaking out is a much better alternative.

See? I'm not freaking out- that means I'm still pretty awesome.

[Not entirely sure that that's what it means, Rhys.]

Just don't do anything stupid. You wouldn't be so awesome if you end up getting yourself chewed on by a dead person out there.

...no, I wouldn't be.

[wince.]

I don't plan on going outside anytime soon.

Good. Saves some people the trouble of having to save your ass in a not awesome way.

[And by "some people" she might be meaning herself. And anyone else Rhys is using as meatshields.]

Edited (what the hell fingers) 2016-09-30 03:41 (UTC)

Hey, excuse you.

[HUFFS.]

I don't always need saving.

Sure you don't.

[You hear that, Rhys? This is the sound of someone who thinks you're full of it.]

I mean it! I've got a stun baton and a sentry robot and everything!

[He is a b s o l u t e l y full of it.]

Yes, but how well do you know how to use those--

[Wait.]

You have a robot?

Just a little one.

[It's not like it's pertinent.]

His name's Dumpy. He zaps people.

...Is that all?

...is there a problem with that being all?

[A pause.]

He's cute.

Because zaps and cuteness aren't going to do much against what's outside right now?

I mean... maybe he could paralyze someone...

Someone with like, a really weak nervous system.

Is there anyone here who that would even apply to?

[She can't think of a single person with a "really weak nervous system" in town.]

...maybe, like, a really small child?

[Rhys no.]

[Rhys no.]

You probably shouldn't ever tell that thing to paralyze a small child. That is unnecessary.

...Unless that child is pointing a gun at you.

[Shit happens.]

Yeah. That's generally my rule of thumb too.

[Hey man, shit does indeed happen.]

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