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[lingeringhope]

You may have noticed some abnormal behavior regarding the Door. Normally it doesn't bring in anything so large, and we did not expect it to do so this time. Delight and I have been attempting to alter the Door to send you home, as you have so often requested, but as I have said again and again, we have very little knowledge in this area. We will try again.

My appreciation for those who slew the dragons. We did not intend on their arrival, and I would be willing to grant you a favor in return for your efforts - if it's within my power, and not too foolish.

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[lingeringhope]

I don't think there are any mountains involved.

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[skelebro]

you gods are the toughest crowd.
it's a joke, guy.
"scales."
dragons have scales.
get it?

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[lingeringhope]

Yes, I get it now. It wasn't very funny.

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[skelebro]

alright, alright. let's try something else for size.

what do you call a dead dragon?

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[skelebro]

a drag-gone.

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[lingeringhope]

I didn't say that I wanted more terrible jokes.

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[skelebro]

you and sorrow really are cut from the same cloth, huh?

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[lingeringhope]

We have always gotten along well.

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[skelebro]

can't say i'm surprised.
back to the topic of dragons, though.
that wasn't what i'd call "fang"-tastic.

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[lingeringhope]

What would you call it, then?

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[skelebro]

a tall tail.

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[lingeringhope]

Why?

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[skelebro]

because dragons.
dragons have tails.
c'mon, man, here i thought frisk was teaching you jokes.

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[lingeringhope]

Ah. I was wondering why they kept sending me messages.

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[secondreturned]

LOL

That's so good! Because scales can mean two separate things and you used them to refer to both of those things- I love it!!

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[skelebro]

you.











i like you.

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[secondreturned]

I like you too!!!

I mean... I like bones... because bones are objects and they're also in you, who I like.

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[skelebro]

hey, thanks.
means a lot.
i mean, you're the first god to laugh at my jokes.

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[secondreturned]

Don't you mean, 'you're the first god to laugh at the way I've strung words together to mean two separate things but with the same word so it's pleasing'?

Haha!! That was a joke!!

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[skelebro]

that's about the crux of it, yeah.
you're way funnier than sorrow.

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[secondreturned]

Oh, thank you!!

Sorrow doesn't put much stock in humor. I just like to have fun with it!

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[skelebro]

which is a real shame, since i'm such a humerus guy.
you're just about the first god i've met that does.

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[secondreturned]

Rage might like it!

Especially if it makes other people mad...

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[skelebro]

i'd say it does at that.

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[secondreturned]

Well then, you've got two of us on your side!