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alright I got a few things to say here


listen I have been nothing but fucking pleasant and ""agreeable"" and whatever to you people here but I for one am not going to sit back and fucking take red lights in the goddam sky of a CAVE honestly what bullshit is this

actually no this is not the worst of the bullshit and frankly losers when you're comparing bullshit you're in a pretty fucked up place. the Bullshit Games. what an excellent ring to it sheer fucking poetry

honestly you wormfucks have a Serious Problem with your sky because why the hell was snow falling out from fucking rocks alright rocks are not clouds. get your shit together. I cannot believe I am the one telling you asswipes to get your shit together but HONESTLY the complacency of you people makes me fucking sick. I am practically vomiting you freaks should be ashamed of yourselves. not to mention the fact that the toasters here don't even WORK PROPERLY all I wanted was some toast. some fucking toast. is that too much to ask I don't even want butter ok just some goddamn toast. slightly burned around the edges and JUST SO YOU KNOW the toaster problem is not My Fault I am a culinary fucking genius when it comes to toast my toast has a fucking toast level gradient president snow himself demands my fucking toast I am no toast plebeian and I will not settle for this

I cannot BELIEVE you all think that gods are running this place what are you twelve?? is everyone here secretly a child because I tell you what you're all acting like scared little pissbabies and I for one pride myself on an anti pissbaby policy

I did not win two shitass gladiator matches to get stuck in a cave and I will blow the roof off this place if I have to don't think I won't

SINCERELY, FUCK YOU

<3 johanna

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[64th]

[ Cash is going to turn audio on here, just so Johanna knows she's being laughed at. ]

Maybe you're too stupid to use the toasters here.

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[ Johanna is not turning on audio, out of courtesy for Cashmere's poor speakers. ]

how much toast have you made here
honestly I'm surprised a Classy Disctrict One Gem such as yourself even knows what toast is. you're really slumming it, aren't you?

[64th]

I know what toast is. [ said more irritably than she really needed to. ]

I'm eating toast right now. [ no she's not. ] Cinnamon toast. It's really good.

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you're a really shitty liar. cinnamon toast isn't a real thing. it's cinnamon-sugar. know your toasts, asshole

[64th]

I KNOW ABOUT TOAST!

Why would I put sugar on my toast. That's disgusting. Do you know how many carbs would be in that?

[morphinum]

jesus fucking christ cashmere why do you still care about carbs after two death matches. really. your priorities are still as fucked up and vain as ever I see

and dumping cinnamon on toast with nothing else doesn't even work. the cinnamon would fall off for the most part, and it'd taste like a dusty cracker. at least put some butter or something. unless butter is too common for Her Royal Highness, Cashmere the Vapid

[64th]

I'm still preparing for round three. Eat all the sugar and butter you want, see where that gets you. You might be a fucking idiot but I assume even you have the sense to stay alive. [ there's a pause while she fumes. ]

And don't you think this little obsession with me is getting old?

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oh believe me I haven't forgotten about round three. I don't expect to be frolicking in any goddamn flowers anytime soon but I feel like I shouldn't go in dangerously underweight you know? just a thought. not that you've ever had that problem

hey you were the one who replied to me. I didn't seek you out. tbh I'm just humoring you, ya little has-been you ;)

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[64th]

I don't like your attitude.

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[morphinum]

I'm glad! I personally craft my attitude so that you won't like it. You ought to be flattered.

[64th]

It could be worse. You could be stuck here with Blight. At least I could find my way out of a paper bag.

[ truthfully she liked Johanna's district partner but where would it get her to admit that? ]

[morphinum]

see ordinarily I'd be pissed with you about shit talking my district partner but between you and me

you have a point

[64th]

I always have a point.

And if you let a toaster defeat you you're as pathetic as i thought you were.

[morphinum]

who said anything about defeat? this is just the beginning of the war.