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[morphinum]

alright I got a few things to say here


listen I have been nothing but fucking pleasant and ""agreeable"" and whatever to you people here but I for one am not going to sit back and fucking take red lights in the goddam sky of a CAVE honestly what bullshit is this

actually no this is not the worst of the bullshit and frankly losers when you're comparing bullshit you're in a pretty fucked up place. the Bullshit Games. what an excellent ring to it sheer fucking poetry

honestly you wormfucks have a Serious Problem with your sky because why the hell was snow falling out from fucking rocks alright rocks are not clouds. get your shit together. I cannot believe I am the one telling you asswipes to get your shit together but HONESTLY the complacency of you people makes me fucking sick. I am practically vomiting you freaks should be ashamed of yourselves. not to mention the fact that the toasters here don't even WORK PROPERLY all I wanted was some toast. some fucking toast. is that too much to ask I don't even want butter ok just some goddamn toast. slightly burned around the edges and JUST SO YOU KNOW the toaster problem is not My Fault I am a culinary fucking genius when it comes to toast my toast has a fucking toast level gradient president snow himself demands my fucking toast I am no toast plebeian and I will not settle for this

I cannot BELIEVE you all think that gods are running this place what are you twelve?? is everyone here secretly a child because I tell you what you're all acting like scared little pissbabies and I for one pride myself on an anti pissbaby policy

I did not win two shitass gladiator matches to get stuck in a cave and I will blow the roof off this place if I have to don't think I won't

SINCERELY, FUCK YOU

<3 johanna

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[64th]

[ Cash is going to turn audio on here, just so Johanna knows she's being laughed at. ]

Maybe you're too stupid to use the toasters here.

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[casperdisaster]

[Noah is almost afraid to comment here.]



Um

I made a little guide for working the toasters.

[dangerous_dog]

it will be ok

I can make you toast.

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[pighead]

so are you gonna fight the cave itself or something? is that where you're going with this?

[camouflage]

You could always put that anger to good use, instead of screaming about toast.

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[cowardley]

I think believing some weirdo gods have kidnapped us is a little easier to digest when you take into account the crazy shit that happens here.

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[imobouzu]

You do not believe in gods, Johana-dono?

[ This actual kid (ok, he's 16) is unfamiliar with her name, pardon the mistake. ]

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[fervence]

i didnt think about it but that is weird that it snowed underground isnt it

[honestly he probably stopped reading halfway through, sorry johanna.]