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[morphinum]

alright I got a few things to say here


listen I have been nothing but fucking pleasant and ""agreeable"" and whatever to you people here but I for one am not going to sit back and fucking take red lights in the goddam sky of a CAVE honestly what bullshit is this

actually no this is not the worst of the bullshit and frankly losers when you're comparing bullshit you're in a pretty fucked up place. the Bullshit Games. what an excellent ring to it sheer fucking poetry

honestly you wormfucks have a Serious Problem with your sky because why the hell was snow falling out from fucking rocks alright rocks are not clouds. get your shit together. I cannot believe I am the one telling you asswipes to get your shit together but HONESTLY the complacency of you people makes me fucking sick. I am practically vomiting you freaks should be ashamed of yourselves. not to mention the fact that the toasters here don't even WORK PROPERLY all I wanted was some toast. some fucking toast. is that too much to ask I don't even want butter ok just some goddamn toast. slightly burned around the edges and JUST SO YOU KNOW the toaster problem is not My Fault I am a culinary fucking genius when it comes to toast my toast has a fucking toast level gradient president snow himself demands my fucking toast I am no toast plebeian and I will not settle for this

I cannot BELIEVE you all think that gods are running this place what are you twelve?? is everyone here secretly a child because I tell you what you're all acting like scared little pissbabies and I for one pride myself on an anti pissbaby policy

I did not win two shitass gladiator matches to get stuck in a cave and I will blow the roof off this place if I have to don't think I won't

SINCERELY, FUCK YOU

<3 johanna

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ok I'm canonblind here but somehow I think that's v hypocritical josh

[morphinum]

finally, the kid says something halfway intelligent. you're right. it fucking sucks, but what are you gonna do? get murdered?

naaaaaaah

what no way

[pighead]

let's hope not, at least if you're gonna get murdered you'd better make it a good one.

[morphinum]

exactly

I've seen people die from having trees fall on them and lemme tell you there is no death more lamer than falling trees

[pighead]

man, what a disappointing way to go. not much drama in getting brained by a tree.

[morphinum]

fraid not. you don't even get a sobbing family they'd just be embarrassed about their disappointment of a child

[pighead]

your family must've been pretty proud of you

[morphinum]

nah they're dead

[pighead]

shit.

sorry.

[morphinum]

it's okay kid you are obviously the least psychic person it's not like I expected you to know

I've been over it for a while it's cool I'm an asshole but not about that

I got Very Specific people to direct my anger towards and it ain't you

[pighead]

yeah I guess that's fair, it's easier if you have someone to blame.

still though. sorry about your family.